Yesterday was Steakbellie's birthday. For those of you who are convinced you're too busy to click on that link (and trust me, you AREN'T):
- Steakbellie is ranked 38th in the world as a competitive eater. Wings are his specialty. He trains to win. He wears a kilt. He has an "entourage". Kids think he's "cool"
- Steakbellie once rode 3500 miles across the U.S. on a bicycle to raise funds and awareness for drug education programs.
- Steakbellie hates skinny socialites and Hollywood trainwrecks just like you do. He spends a lot of time making fun of them (just like you do), but he's much funnier than you are.
- Steakbellie ranks 4th on my Top 10 List of People I Wish to Get Drunk and Photograph.
I'd like to wish him a happy birthday with my first haiku in a long time:
I suck at haikus
But I'm willing to make an
All the best to you, SB. Glad to know ya.