That reminds me of the scene from Top Secret in the bookstore, where the bookstore owner has an enormous eye. Everything reminds me of Top Secret, because that was one of three Beta tapes I owned growing up.
The upside of this new invention of yours: you can see and solve mysteries. My glasses offer no such second function, but they do shoot lazers to smite my foes. You have to pay a little extra, but it's sooooo worth it.
I dunno, I head "Bubbles" style glasses are going to be all the rage this summer season (especially with the females). Also, glass eyes are on the way back in (literally)
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Is the other eye winking at me!?
That reminds me of the scene from Top Secret in the bookstore, where the bookstore owner has an enormous eye. Everything reminds me of Top Secret, because that was one of three Beta tapes I owned growing up.
The upside of this new invention of yours: you can see and solve mysteries. My glasses offer no such second function, but they do shoot lazers to smite my foes. You have to pay a little extra, but it's sooooo worth it.
bert: the other eye is always for checking out the package.
pistols: Lasers!! Quel suprise! I would've pegged you for an X-ray specs kinda guy.
yoiks! A conundrum!
Female package-checker-outers are box girls! At least, here in the Southern hemisphere of California!
I wish I had a super power. Instead, I am curse with supper power...
Squinty eyes are kinda sexy, like you're nice and laid back. Or stoned.
yournamehere: You know, your genius comes 2 days late, because I hadn't considered that weed was the root of my eyesight problems.
It's nice to know that some men find this look sexy, since I've been smoking pot to make other people look more attractive for years.
I dunno, I head "Bubbles" style glasses are going to be all the rage this summer season (especially with the females). Also, glass eyes are on the way back in (literally)
ha ha! When were glass eyes ever out?
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