Several months ago - January 12/07 to be exact, Rocketradio was the first alternative media outlet to investigate and fully resolve the U.S. government's wildly paranoid claim that "sum kinda newfangled spy teknolergy" was embedded into Canadian coins.
Read Rocketradio's exclusive report of CSIS memo explaining the whole crazy misunderstanding.
And yet today, four months later, Associated Press finally releases this article about the "surprise explanation" from U.S. Defense officials.... please remember people - Rocketradio wants you to know about ruling class incompetence as it happens. If you're looking for cover-ups and lame excuses long after the fact, go right ahead and watch your beloved "mainstream" media.
Mon May 7, 2:21 AM
By Ted Bridis
original source with full text: Canadian Press/Associated Press
WASHINGTON (AP) - The surprise explanation behind the U.S. government's sensational but false warnings about mysterious Canadian spy coins is the harmless poppy quarter, the world's first colourized coin.
They were so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. army contractors travelling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them.
The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," said once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails.
The 25-cent piece features the red image of a poppy inlaid over a maple leaf. The quarter is identical to the coins pictured and described as suspicious in the contractors' accounts.
The supposed nano-technology actually was a conventional protective coating the Royal Canadian Mint applied to prevent the poppy's red colour from rubbing off. The mint produced nearly 30 million such quarters in 2004 commemorating Canada's 117,000 war dead.
"It did not appear to be electronic (analog) in nature or have a power source," wrote one U.S. contractor, who discovered the coin in the cup holder of a rental car.
"Under high-power microscope, it appeared to be complex consisting of several layers of clear but different material, with a wire like mesh suspended on top."
The confidential accounts led to a sensational warning from the U.S. Defence Security Service, an agency of the Defence Department, that mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors travelled through Canada.
One contractor believed someone had placed two of the quarters in an outer coat pocket after the contractor had emptied the pocket hours earlier.
"Coat pockets were empty that morning and I was keeping all of my coins in a plastic bag in my inner coat pocket," the contractor wrote.
Meanwhile, in Canada, senior intelligence officials expressed annoyance with the U.S. spy-coin warnings as they tried to learn more about the oddball claims.
"That story about Canadians planting coins in the pockets of defence contractors will not go away," Luc Portelance, now deputy director for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, wrote in a January e-mail to a subordinate.
"Could someone tell me more? Where do we stand and what's the story on this?"
Others in Canada's spy service also were searching for answers. "We would be very interested in any more detail you may have on the validity of the comment related to the use of Canadian coins in this manner," another intelligence official wrote in an e-mail.
Intelligence and technology experts were flabbergasted by the warning when it was first publicized earlier this year. The warning suggested such transmitters could be used surreptitiously to track the movements of people carrying the coins.
"I thought the whole thing was preposterous, to think you could tag an individual with a coin and think they wouldn't give it away or spend it," said H. Keith Melton, a leading intelligence historian.
But Melton said the army contractors properly reported their suspicions.
"You want contractors or any government personnel to report anything suspicious," he said. "You can't have the potential target evaluating whether this was an organized attack or a fluke."
The Defence Security Service disavowed its warning about spy coins after an international furore but until now it has never disclosed the details behind the embarrassing episode. The United States said it never substantiated the contractors' claims and performed an internal review to determine how the false information was included in a 29-page published report about espionage concerns.
The Defence Security Service never examined the suspicious coins, spokeswoman Cindy McGovern said.
"We know where we made the mistake," she said.
"The information wasn't properly vetted. While these coins aroused suspicion, there ultimately was nothing there."
Some of the U.S. documents the AP obtained were classified "Secret/Noforn," meaning they were never supposed to be viewed by foreigners, even the closest U.S. allies. The government censored parts of the files, citing national security reasons, before turning over copies under the U.S. Freedom of Information Act.
Nothing in the documents - except the reference to nanotechnology - explained how the contractors' accounts evolved into a full-blown warning about spy coins with radio frequency transmitters. Many passages were censored, including the names of contractors and details about where they worked and their projects.
But there were indications the accounts should have been taken lightly.
Next to one blacked-out sentence was this warning: "This has not been confirmed as of yet."
The Canadian intelligence documents, which also were censored, were turned over for $5 under the Access to Information Act. Canada cited rules for protecting against subversive or hostile activities to explain why it censored the papers.
I have three suggestions for the the U.S. Department of Defense that may help them avoid such incredible embarassment in future international incidents:
1) Try to lay off the doobies during the work week. Your natural propensity toward extreme paranoia has been charming up until now, but you've been all creepy lately. You're just not the same country I feel in love with years ago. Your unbearable stupidity is tearing our world apart. Literally.
2) Hire that Melton guy! A man who understands defense history is probably less likely to repeat it.
3) Instead of freaking out about colourful money (I know it's some crazy shit, but we've had coloured money for years, so try to get over it), how about focusing your "intelligence" on the really-super-duper-crazy-shit? Like: finding geriatric terrorists in caves and trying to prevent wars you can't win. Okay, yeah - I know it's way more fun to start wars on false pretenses, but that's so 2002! This summer, peace in the Middle East is like, totally back in style!