Your host has been so busy over the past week that she's been taking the cheap and easy way out, trying to pacify you with lo-fi images of dirty pillows. We, the Management, want you to know that this goes against Rocketradio's mandate of bringing you mildly plausible stories and fresh commentary on stale current events.
Upon receiving her third and final warning regarding her absentee behaviour and half-assed writing habits, Miss Rocket flipped us the bird and went out to get her hair done. (see final result at left, with offensive gesture edited for decency)
This sharp decline in performance has earned her the dubious honour of being named our Bum of the Week. Folks around the station have also nominated her for "Ass of the Week", something to do with a recent incident in the staff kitchen. Apparently someone violated all the lunches in the refrigerator by taking them out of their carefully labelled bags and switching the contents with other bags until no lunch was safe from the tide of mayhem. An investigation is pending. Your patience during this difficult time is greatly appreciated.
Rocketradio Management Board