Friday, June 8, 2007

'Ass'pecial post... just for Chris!

Chris has left a new comment on your post "Mon fils n'est pas une fille!": Oh for Pete's sake, please hurry up and write another post... Every time I check in to see your blog, that photo pops up. It's making me vaguely ill.

Well, Rocketradio hears your pain. We value our long-standing listeners of the hippy-esque persuasion more than you can imagine, so Chris: it is with bursting pleasure that we bring you this fine piece of ass, to start your weekend off with a bang. Now sneak out the back door early, pick up a 6 pack, ride home like hell and tell your wife you love her.

Apologies to all those who were offended by hideous celebrity offspring. It won't happen again (unless it's screamingly funny, then it will definitely happen again).

P.S.: Will Blogger boot me out for showing bum?

11 comments:

Bert Bananas said...

Tell us more about the palm print...

katrocket said...

This shot was taken on the set of an adult film. This actress had just been spanked. I noticed the perfect red handprint welt, and snapped her posterier for posterity.

Don't worry folks, she seemed to like it.

T said...

THANK GOD! -I thought you were gonna say it was a man's ass...

...(I'm) much better now...

katrocket said...

Oh, I would never do that, T. Because this post was a gift for Chris. And I believe that Chris prefers lady bums.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Leonesse said...

Geez, I have to stop looking up Kat during work hours. I just know someone is gonna be right 'behind' me one of these days and I am gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

How's that new album coming along... "Duets" with Celine and Rene-Charles featuring songs from Hairspray.

Leonesse said...

and I am very surprised that Bert hasn't come back with...


Tell us more about the adult film...

Bert Bananas said...

Leonesse, had I listened to the prudish voice of my conscience, I would not have commented at all on this naughty, naughty post, but as I am as devoted to La Katr as you are to oxygen, I had to say something, so I kept is as non-sexual as possible.

Yes, it is true, I am a prude. Hey, stuff like this happens...

Chris said...

Lady bums are the best bums of all bums. Yes.

pistols at dawn said...

I've never understood lady bums, because couldn't they just put out for some desperate-but-housed dude and find someplace with a roof where they could sleep?

However, I do enjoy the fact that now my work has this picture to hold over my head for the rest of my tenure here.

katrocket said...

Pistols: Holding this photo over your head at work will greatly improve your popularity ranking amongst your colleagues.

"Vote Pistols for Employee of the Year! He's the guy with the ass on his head!"

pistols at dawn said...

I'm already known as the Office Ass, so I think this new designation would simply confuse people. However, this would simplify my nicknames, which also include Oh, That Guy and Whatta Jerk.