The Blogger known to us as "T" is such an International Man of Mystery that even his birthday snuck past me unnoticed. In his own words: "I try not to pre-announce my birthday to people that cannot reach-out and touch me (what's the use?)"
Sure, I could wait until next year, but he's so fucking old that he may not live that long, so without further ado...
Some interesting T-isms:
1) I have no idea what T looks like, but this is how he looks in my imagination. (at left)
2) I have no idea what "T" stands for, but I like to think it's something cool like Tyrone, T-Bone, Tiberius or Terminator.
3) Because T is so careful to guard his true identity, "T" probably stands for something lame like Tammy, Tad, or Tinkerbell.
4) T sometimes says objectionable things that objectify woman and their lady parts, but he gets away with it (with me anyways) because he almost constantly says generous, sweet, respectful things about his dear wife, which suggests that he gets a good cock-blocking if she ever hears him say that shit in real life.
5) T is a serious pervert. Not a dabbler, no sir. He's hard-core committed to all things hardcore.
6) T is a serious golf fanatic. There's a fine line between enjoying a lot of golf and providing a link on your blog so people can buy golf clubs.
Finally, T - my gift to you is this refreshing change from commenting on Bert's ass when you're golfing. I don't normally post female nudity on this blog (ha!), but for you I shall make an (another) exception:
Happy Belated Birthday.
Kiss this, pal.