I don't know why this surprises me, but I just received an e-mail from a retarded middle manager at my former place of work - you remember - the one who unceremoniously fired me just 3 days ago?
To paraphrase the e-mail:
Sorry that you got canned and everything - man, that really sucks.
So, hey... where did you put the folders for X project and do you recall what the details and specs were? Because I can't find them, and blah blah blah please respond asap because client is waiting on this. Very urgent! Thx! :-)
So I just replied to the e-mail by simply attaching this photograph, and nothing else: