I've spent my morning writing three different posts on three different topics, all of which may be my most scathing work to date. In fact, I'm so afraid of posting them and suffering your wrath, that I can't decide if my personal amusement will outweigh my need for some level of acceptance among the blog community.
I'm not really in a crankypants mood - all 3 posts are based on insanely true public experiences I've tolerated over the past week. Yes, we all know what THAT means, don't we?
As with any difficult decision I need to make, I shall have some lunch (i.e. - several dirty martinis), and make a half-assed choice once my belly is full and my head is all afuzz.
Until that time - check out the interactive portion of our program to right. Have your say, and vote on upcoming post topics! I realize some of you greedy sickos won't be able to make a choice, so I'm allowing multiple answers on this one. I may completely ignore you, but at least I'm democratic about it. If your government can get away with it, so can I. Hey, unlike those clowns, I never swore to "uphold" anything, man.
Which topic should Rocketradio trash next?
-- How much bratty fucking kids really piss her off.
-- Ignorant, useless teenagers that work in retail stores and can barely get their lame ass off the cell phone long enough to ring up my purchases.
-- A less-than-scientific study of how cultural/ethnic backgrounds can radically affect one's driving skills.
It's going to be a long lunch, so check in tomorrow for the results.