Today I learned a great new word: Polterwang!
Pohl'-ter-wang (n): slang 1. A large, protruding fold or bulge of excess fabric in the crotch area of very ill-fitting ladies' pants. 2. The phantom illusion of a penis where no actual penis exists. 3. The polar opposite of "camel-toe".
I first came across this word months ago on a hilarious "fashion police" kinda blog that I read daily called Go Fug Yourself, and I believe the word was coined by comedy geniuses Heather & Jessica at GFY. I had forgotten all about it until a co-worker got into the elevator with me at work today and said "nice polterwang".
Yes, the bitch called me out on my droopy drawers, right in front of my boss and two other co-workers, who also enjoyed the new word immensely. It's times like these that make me so incredibly grateful that I work in an office full of politically incorrect, potty-mouthed, spicy-humoured people, because no one charged me with sexual harassment when I replied to her: "Meet me in the supply room at break and I'll make your Friday a whole lot more casual."