Thursday, August 30, 2007

Another setback in the Fight Against Pants

I'm no fan of Britney Spears, but like many of you out there, I AM a fan of pantslessness**. Which is why I have mixed feelings about this:

At what point in the nosedive portion of one's career does a person say: "What the fuck. People hate me anyways. I might as well be comfortable."

I appreciate the awareness that a high profile trainwreck like Ms. Spears is bringing to The Cause, except that no one cleared this endorsement with the Board. I mean, it's not like she's the first Hollywood whackjob spokeserson we've had over the years:

But sweetie, the goal is to inspire people to join in the fun with you, not make fun of you. And those boots. Lady, enough with those boots already.

Incidentally, for any interested parties, International No Pants Day is always the first Friday in May, but frequent practise is encouraged throughout the year, when climate conditions permit.

** Brits: Just so we're clear, for the purposes of this blog post, and the celebration of No Pants Day, "pants" are defined as trousers, not knickers.


pistols at dawn said...

I feel that no pants day should have limited scope to women who I'd want to see pantsless.

Someone's got to stop Prince.

T said...

For Pistols' and my sakes, No Pants Day must be categorized.

No Pants Day 1 - nice assed women (we could just walk around with our heads down)

No Pants Day 2 - nice assed good-looking women (we could walk around dreaming,--and then dreaming later too)

No Pants Day 3 - ugly-ass women left-over (hey, we gotta let Rosie (and several other actresses that I'd rather not name) have a chance, -but I won't be around)

Since the only others left are men, I decree right now that there should be NO "No pants day 4".

Leonesse said...

Did she just forget them somewhere? I mean, did ANYONE point out to her that she may possibly have forgotten something important?

I can just picture it...

Brit: "No, mah dogs are in the back of the car, mah kids are with (that bastion of parental mores), Kfed, since I got that 'straining order against Mama, and my crack pipe is... Oh, shit! I left it in the diaper bag, before I left to get my bunghole bleached"

Beth said...

I wanna be just like Brit when I grow up. I've always longed to be a classless whore.

The Idea Of Progress said...

Wait there's only one day that we're supposed to NOT wear pants?

No wonder no one talks to me.

Bert Bananas said...

Where do invisible pants fit into the equation?

McGone said...

You have to stop posting that picture of The Hoff. It just cracked my monitor. (And that's not a euphemism for anything).

katrocket said...

Oh, I don't think so, McGone. This is my house, and I do pretty much whatever the fuck I want here.

But I appreciate the suggestion, and your visit.

pistols at dawn said...

Ooh! Feisty! If only McGone were a lady and an e-cat fight were about to ensue, with the possibility of seeing some e-boobs!

katrocket said...

no no no no

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Wishing for 'wild things' won't make them come true, Pistols.

pistols at dawn said...

Well, there goes my entire worldview. And my chance to see catfight boobs. It's strange how closely the two were intermeshed.

Leonesse said...

That's Katfight boobs, to you Pistols.

If we had the rules T has up, I wouldn't see hardly anyone in this town except every three days.

The Guv'ner said...

Now, now, children. She IS wearing pants. It's just that her butt ate them.

And where I come from "pants" are most definitely NOT trousers.