I'm no fan of Britney Spears, but like many of you out there, I AM a fan of pantslessness**. Which is why I have mixed feelings about this:
At what point in the nosedive portion of one's career does a person say: "What the fuck. People hate me anyways. I might as well be comfortable."
I appreciate the awareness that a high profile trainwreck like Ms. Spears is bringing to The Cause, except that no one cleared this endorsement with the Board. I mean, it's not like she's the first Hollywood whackjob spokeserson we've had over the years:
But sweetie, the goal is to inspire people to join in the fun with you, not make fun of you. And those boots. Lady, enough with those boots already.
Incidentally, for any interested parties, International No Pants Day is always the first Friday in May, but frequent practise is encouraged throughout the year, when climate conditions permit.
** Brits: Just so we're clear, for the purposes of this blog post, and the celebration of No Pants Day, "pants" are defined as trousers, not knickers.