While making plans to meet some friends this evening, my friend asks if I'm planning to invite the Incomprehensible Brit:
"And will you be bringing the Geico lizard with you? I already have insurance you know, mate."
I have to say, I'll still take the Gekko over the Cavemen I usually date.
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I never once said you were deaf.
*sigh*
I knew that if I left the insult door wide open, my Hero would walk through it.
I don't mind the gekko.
At least he's got a job, right? That's why you like men in uniform: it's nice to know someone finds them employable.
I'd go with the Cavemen. They've got feelings, and would probably make better lovers. Probably.
Great line!
I have a bit of a crush on the Geico gekko.
Cavemen have feelers? Really? How cool is that! Oh... "Feelings."
I want to pummel that gecko. What's a little green, scaly cockney doing working for Geiko anyway? He's not even funny. He just walks around talking SHITE.
Now the cavemen - THEY are funny. Or were until they keep bringing out even more ridiculous ads. The first few were comedy gold though.
"I've lost my appetite, sorry."
I have to concur, Guv - the Cavemen are pretty funny - for 30 seconds at a time, anyways. I'm still not sure what to think about their upcoming sitcom. But could it be any worse than Two and Half Men?
And Pistols is right, I do like men with jobs. I suppose someone in the relationship ought to be employed.
Women that work are tremendously hot. -Especially when they wear their half-buttoned uniforms.
Lizards are neither hot nor funny. Ducks on the other hand can be hilarious. Especially when a ex-Yankee is co-starring.
I see the association between Two and a Half Men and the Caveman shows since it really should have been named more along the lines of One Misogynistic Neanderthal, One Wussy, and One Bratty Kid.
"...and he doesn't say anything. Because he's a doll."
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