Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Interwebbers want Bert's ass
According to my site statistics, someone's been Googling "Bert's ass" recently, and much to their delight and joy, Google directed them straight to Rocketradio, where talk of Bert's ass is served up on a regular basis. This very post could reach the coveted #1 Google spot when the next curious Googler is looking for Bert's ass! I bet this keyword is ranked even higher on T-Words blog, since T can't really stop talking about Bert's ass. I mean, he's actually seen it in person, so I'd certainly shout it out to the world, if I was that lucky.
July keyword activity - the Rocketradio Top 10
Google says these are the interests that bring the People closer to me:
2. vote Zod 08
3. sasha von bon bon the scandelles
4. kitty neptune pics
5. humping a pillow
6. bert's ass
7. womens sandals which gays will wear
8. ann margret in baked beans
9. boobie cupcakes
10. mojito drink recipe
As most of you will already know, this site contains no photos or vital statistics of Bert's ass, only repeated requests (by me) to Mr. Bananas for photos and vital statistics of his ass. Sometimes I feel ashamed about the constant begging, but I think Bert enjoys the attention. It's all about the dance, isn't it, mon petit chou?
I'd also like to mention that I sorta ripped the idea for this post from Grant Miller Media. Mr. Miller has a superfun blog so you should check it out, even though he's apparently far too cool and popular to bother reading yours. Screw you Grant Miller, but oh, how I love your blog.