Yes, I've tried to keep secrets from you. Those of you have have seen my photo collections on Flickr are scratching your heads..."She's kept secrects? I don't THINK so! Kat shows more skin than an nudist at his prostate exam," you're saying.
But you'd be wrong. I have many secrets, as well as secret places! Mon Dieu!
Here is my confession: My screen name on Pogo is kershawkrazy. Mabye some day, when we come to know each other as well as siamese twins, I will tell you how I came by this tres jolie screen name.
But that is for later. Now I am telling you that I am kershawkrazy and I have over 58,000,000 Tokens now! I hardly sleep anymore, but I can eat with one hand and move the mouse with the other, so I shan't starve to death. You see, I MUST get to 60,000,000 Tokens by Aug. 31, 2007. I simply must!
I wasn't laid off. I confess that now too. I QUIT! So that I could spend every moment on Pogo, dominating, acquiring power and Tokens. And when I hit 60,000,000 Tokens I am going to cash them in. And you know what I'm getting? You don't. And you couldn't guess. At least not soon enough to alert the authorities.