Donald Trump isn't the only heartless asshole who gets to use these words on occasion.
I'm sorry Mr. Bananas, I know you tried very hard, but I think maybe that's the problem: you tried a little too hard.
In just 24 hours, you've managed to piss me off slightly more than you usually do on your own blog. When you say weird things on your blog, it's funny! When you say them on Rocketradio, it's almost like I'm saying them, and that's a little creepy. So let's call the whole thing "a dynamic social experiment" and just leave it at that.
In case you're wondering "where did it all go so wrong for Mr. Bananas?", here's a timeline:
1) Thou shalt not impersonate me. EVER. Charging out of the gates pretending to be Katrocket will not win the approval of Management. That remark about ogling T while playing golf made me puke in my mouth a little (uh, no offense, T) and I would never think my favourite videos are lame. It's cool if other people (like you) think they're lame, but if you're going to play the game of impostery, at least try to stay in character. Yes, I know "impostery" isn't a word. Screw it, I make up words all the time.
2) NO ONE discusses religion on this blog, mister. Not even me. Making fun of religion is still allowed to a certain degree, so long as it's really funny. I did consider advising you of this ONE rule I have, but I thought "No, he would never discuss religion on a blog that is essentially not his own. Who would do that?" I might concede that JW isn't so much a "religion" as it is a "cult", but yes, this still qualifies as "blowing up the place".
3) Three posts in one day? I can't follow up that kind of posting frequency. Expectations will be raised, and we can't have that. Are you trying to make me look bad? Plus - there are other contributors here, friend. Did you think of letting anyone else get 8-words in edgewise? Help me Obi-Wan Caratzas, you're my only hope.
4) Attracting anonymous comments from online gamers looking for Pogo tokens? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh sure, it's all very innocent at first, but before you know it, there's a crude little IRC chat window running in the sidebar with 15 year old boys swapping cheat codes for Halo2. That was the last straw. I'm afraid if I let this trend continue for 2 more weeks, my inbox will be flooded with pics of nerds dressed as Romulans.
In closing, I would like to offer my deepest gratitude to Mr. Bananas for his contributions to Rocketradio, and may he impress his compadres with this Badge of Honour: the first guest of an adult content blog to be censored for objectionable material, and then tagged to memorialize the occasion.