recorded female voice: Congratulations! Your contest entry has just been selected to win a one-week Caribbean cruise! For more information on how YOU can collect your prize, press nine now.
(Pause. A little slower.) That's the "9" button on your telephone keypad. Press it now.
(Pause. A little slower.) That's the "9" button on your telephone keypad. Press it now.
9 comments:
How many of those called do you figure hit 9? 50%?
Damn!!! No wonder nothing happened when I dialed 1-800-eff-yooo.
Seriously. What the hell? Condescending bitch. (Um..her, not you)
BSUWG: I suspect it's far less than 50%, since "9" is a one-way ticket to a bad hotel lunch and a 3 hour timeshare presentation.
Guv'ner: Yeah. Her tone said "I'm friendly!", but her words said "You're stupid!".
She didn't realize she was calling a Canadian and pressing "9" would summons The Royal Canadian Mounties, -and, as we all know, Canadians hate "The Warm".
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. If you would like to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now."
It's not enough that telemarketers call constantly, now they have to be condescending as well? F-ers.
Number 9.
Number 9.
Number 9.
Number 9.
Damn. No wonder I lost — I kept pressing 9 on my keyboard.
No wonder some countries want to kill us.
If you're in the UK and you have Parkinson's, that shit could result in a visit from the police.
/careful with the nines
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