Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Your Caption Goes Here

"Remember the old Superman comic book covers? Take the text off this one and it's kinda, well, disturbing..."
- Mr. C. Radloff


Indeed you're right, sir. This young man must be crying for some reason. But I think as a team, we can all work together to make this image even more disturbing.

Enter Rocketradio's
Caption Crunch Contest!



Write your caption* for the sobbing pillow-biter and win! **


*Sorry, this contest is not open to employees of DC Comics or their immediate family members (you know who you are), although no one will stop you from entering under an assumed identity. The Management would be very grateful if you could send advance notice of any pending lawsuits.

**the Rocketradio Prize Showcase is subject to availability.

Many thanks to Iowa's Sweetheart, The Radloff, for contributing this totally stolen image to Rocketradio. It's dedicated listeners like you who push us to bring you mediocre quality infotainment on a semi-regular basis!

11 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

"I thought that when Uncle Jesse finally died of cirrhosis, I'd be able to sleep through the night again, but apparently Supes has undressed me with his X-ray eyes, and he likes what he sees.

No, I don't want to know why they call you the man of steel..."

Grant Miller said...

I always do badly with these types of things.

Chris said...

Okay, I'll play...

"Oh, it's always so fast. Faster than a speeding, um, bullet."

The Idea Of Progress said...

Wait! You're not Father John!!!

The Guv'ner said...

Superman's saying: "I can't quit you."

BB Mountain jokes are so yesterday.

Leonesse said...

So many nasty ideas, none of them fleshing out correctly. DAMN!

T said...

"But Superman, I'm really a woman! -Or maybe you're not really Superman?!?!

OK, BRING-IT-ON!!!"

Bert Bananas said...

Okay, see, you have to recognize that when Jimmy Olsen flung himself on the bed, Clark Kent was standing with him in the bedroom and Jimmy had just confessed to Clark that he, Jimmy, was hopelessly in love with Superman... Once you understand the lead-in to this scene the dialog practically writes itself:

"Oh, great Cesar's ghost, Mr. Kent, I love Superman, I'm mad about him! And I've been reading filthy Greek magazines about how a guy can please another guy.

"I can't get Superman out of my head... Oh, I just said 'Head!'

"I could eat Superman all night long!"

steakbellie said...

boy does THIS bring back some memories!

Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said...

"If you're not *technically* human, does this mean I'm not gay?"

katrocket said...

so many worthy entries!!!!!

winners to be announced Tuesday...