Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Are single girls just too picky?
According to a recent poll from the Metro Daily, Women's Top Five Turnoffs are:
1. Body odour
2. Bad breath
3. Arrogance
4. Poor table manners
5. Overweight men
It was a complete surprise to discover I'm not as discerning as my single sisters. I mean, sure those things can be unpleasant, but overall, they're fully correctable with proper training and a small investment in personal hygiene products.
Katrocket's Top Five Turnoffs are:
1. Douchebags
2. Assholes
3. Cocksucking liars
4. Fucking idiots
5. Cunts
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Aren't they just really picking out one really nasty man and putting down all of his habits?
I am with you. I can fix stinky. There is no pharmaceutical fix for doucebaggery.
I'm with ya hon! Although poor table manners are a deal breaker for me. Not using the wrong fork, but talking with a mouth full of half chewed food is beyond vile for me.
Also, I like bellies. Not 300lbs, but a little extra can be quite sexy.
Wow, so I'm...0 for 10, then?
Leonesse: I suspect that Metro Daily might have interviewed 100 really shallow women for this poll.
Snooze: I concur, but I do think that any potential partner (especially one who is motivated by lust or infatuation) can be taught good table manners. But Douchebag is forever.
I also like bellies too.
Progress: Are you trying to confuse me with mathematics?
your list is like mine except i would also add "twatty stupids"
Wow. I think it's clear that I should never move to the Metro area.
Also, it's hard to disguise the odor of a douchebag, unless you mix in some oil and make it more vinagrette-y. I mean, so I hear.
I love it when women use the C word.
I think Kat's list is probably paramount. Although the stinky isn't good either. And the arrogance can kiss my ass. But yeah. The c*nts and the a**holes are the worst.
Gosh aren't I polite today with the * bleeping?
Stunned cunts are worse.
I'm not sure how it is in Canada, but women in America are turned off by body odor.
I think you've got the order right.
You should get some kinda award for that.
I hate cuntsucking liars! That's what you said, right?
Cunts are alright in my book.
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