Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

Dear My American friends:

I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving today!

You may recall that I also wished you a happy Thanksgiving back on October 8th, when it really was Thanksgiving. I love that you can bend holidays with your powers!

And the way you stretched out Daylight Savings Time, -- so we were spared the depression from 5pm darkness for one more week -- that was really cool, too. Thanks!

I would also like to thank you for refining the art of holiday-themed dog costuming. You really know how to entertain me, and I will always love you for that.

I hope you have a terrific long weekend, and join me in support of Steakbellie's bid to become the King of Cranberries on Spike TV's MLE Chowdown - Thurs at 11am and again at 7pm. I never liked the Cranberrries. That elf lady's voice was annoying, and their music kinda sucked. But I think Steakbellie could totally turn them around.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick out something nice to wear for The Idea of Progress Day on Monday.

Love and respect,



The Idea Of Progress said...

I heart you, Katrocket.

WendyB said...

That first turkey knick-knack...disturbing.

steakbellie said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Babe.....

pistols at dawn said...

You know, our dogs are extensions of ourselves, which is why they need to be dressed so well.

Yay for competitive eating! After my post-Thanksgiving Eve breakfast of ten aspirin washed down with a beer, I'll have to try and steady my hand long enough to find Spike.

Spike's my dog dressed as a turkey. And he knows all the channels.

katrocket said...

WendyB: Isn't it?!! I found that image a while ago and I've been saving it up cuz it's just too bizarre to keep it to myself.

To think there's a factory out there making turkeyboys... wow.