Saturday, November 17, 2007

Sexiest Man Alive?



Ok, I'll admit that Matt Damon is a slightly better than average looking man with mid-level acting skills and a touch of charm, but "Sexiest Man Alive"??






No dice, People. This guy is the Sexiest Man Alive.

What the hell is wrong with you, People? Are you now only choosing men who have appeared in the Ocean's movies?

Who's next? Bernie Mac? Elliot Gould? The kick-ass Asian acrobat guy?


Sorry, but I every single time I hear the name Matt Damon, I hear it with that Snarbucks accent from Team America.

Not very sexy:

6 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

What's really disappointing me is that yet again, I've failed to crack the top ten.

katrocket said...

That's because you're not a Hollywood actor. Apparently that's the only criteria for their list. It's ridiculous, since the majority of sexiest men alive are quite obviously in Bethesda. I'll be changing this shameful oversight immediately after I take over the world.

pistols at dawn said...

Please hurry in your takeover, because no one over 40 seems to be capable of sexiness on these lists.

Leonesse said...

Knocking on Door #40 already, P?

pistols at dawn said...

Not quite, but I'm preparing well in advance so as not to put out all my birthday candles with tears when it hits.

The Idea Of Progress said...

I blame Kevin Smith.

Matt Damon? THE IDEA OF PROGRESS!