Yesterday, Wiarton Willie 2.0 predicted an early spring for Canada. This particular groundhog has only been predicting the seasons for 2 years now.The previous rodent to work as "Wiarton Willie" predicted an early spring in 2006, and was horribly wrong. Canada suffered unseasonal blizzards and ice storms long after the first day of spring. The original Willie died just months later on June 10, 2006, after I hunted that little fucker down and killed him.
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We had ours in a stew just the other day. And who the hell thought up this stupid idea and can we shoot them too?
I think "Victory is mine" is my new favorite tag.
I don't worry about you for killing him, but the elaborate torture seemed a bit unnecessary.
Our rodent (can't remember what the hell he's called) also predicted early spring. I mean it couldn't have been that hard to decide since we haven't had a day under freezing all winter practically. Naturally, today it's SNOWING, HELLO???? Fucking rodent. Cursed us again.
Groundhogs as the new priesthood.
Where's my Golden Bough?...
How come airlines don't have Rodent Class?
I bet if Al Gore got himself a ground hog to support Global Shvitzing, he'd have an easier selling carbon time shares in Florida.
After all this time, you're as provocative as ever!
-Oh yeah, and I hate the ef-ing cold too. That's why I kill any and all rodents with the potential of figuring out the weather,--right or wrong.
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