Friday, March 28, 2008

Buzz killer

Last night I went to couple of different social events and got home at 2am, wide awake, full buzz in effect, and still ready to party. This made it diificult to go to sleep right away, so I searched in vain for something entertaining to watch on TV. Nothing but 25 different infomercials and the movie Under Seige.

Steven Seagal can cure alcohol-induced insomnia.

12 comments:

doorknob_dan said...

I wonder if that's how he looks when he's pooping?

"Skidmarked for Death" just came to mind for some reason too, but it's too early in the morning to work that into my comment gracefully.

Falwless said...

ahahahahaha

The Guv'ner said...

'Aroused' is not something I want to ever see again in context with Steven Segal. Thanks.

Has your buzz dissipated yet or what?

ginger b said...

Surprisingly, Steven Seagal can actually cure many things. I had a cold once and after watching Exit Wounds it was totally gone.

That's a true story!

katrocket said...

Dan: I'm becoming increasingly concerned about your fixation on pooping celebrities.

Guv'ner: Unfortunately yes. It's all Hasselbeck's fault.

Ginger: I believe you. My best friend told me Seagal cures STDs, too. She saw Hard to Kill and never wanted to have sex again.

doorknob_dan said...

Kat,

I'm only 14, what do you expect? Highbrow humour? I'm all about poop jokes!

Grant Miller said...

Steven Segal will kick your ass if he catches you making fun of him.

pistols at dawn said...

And sadly, Under Siege is the highwater mark of his career. However, he does sing a song over the closing credits of Fire Down Below that will make you weep...for watching enough of Fire Down Below to catch the closing credits.

Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said...

2 am & still ready to party? Sounds like something other than alcohol...

Cap'n Ergo "XL+1" Jinglebollocks said...

I'm printing this out and hanging it on my wall.

The Idea Of Progress said...

Under Siege features Gary Busey in drag...

Sweet dreams!

Leonesse said...

That is some range he has there.