Friday, March 7, 2008

National Grab-An-Ass Day

This just in! The day is almost over and I only just discovered that it's National Grab-An-Ass Day, according to some lame group on Facebook (which I still hate, and broke up with ... but still hang out with because I'm a sucka).

Anyways, I have to cut this short because I'm totally behind in my ass-grabbing activities. You can join in the celebration of this special day by participating in the poll to your right.

OK, I gotsa go steal me some donkeys... Film at 11.

Tune in tomorrow for Rocketradio's up-to-the-minute coverage of National File-A-Lawsuit Day!

12 comments:

The Guv'ner said...

It would be sort of awful if by "Grab-An-Ass Day" they meant the human variety. There's an abundance of "asses" around here but I wouldn't want to grab any of them.

If however, it's talking about CUTE human posteriors I might consider celebrating.

Or donkeys. Those are lovely too.

Falwless said...

Wait just a minute... then what was yesterday?

katrocket said...

Guv: You're safe! I think they mean bums (not winos) and donkeys.

Falwless: I cannot believe you totally missed Suck-A-Cock Day!

Bluzlover said...

I'll grab a hot ass, not a dumb-ass or worse a smart-ass. I think we should have had the day off. After all, businesses close for President's Day, surely grabbing a little ass is as important as becoming an ass after 4 years in the White House. This must have been President Bill's favorite holiday. I'm surprised he didn't declare it a national day.

Bill Pocock said...

Why is it more acceptable to grab ass than grab tit?

Chris said...

Sometimes when no one's looking, I'll grab my own ass.

It's just not the same, though.

BeckEye said...

Dammit, I always miss the cool holidays. Although I'm not complaining about missing Suck-a-Cock Day.

doorknob_dan said...

I totally squandered this day away on touching my own sexy thighs. Crap.

According to the people who make up time zones I still have about 5 hours to go though. I need willing participants with large continental-spanning bums please!

Leonesse said...

What calendar are you looking at? I know LK would want one.

James said...

I'm assuming that this applies to the lower 48 then, too, huh? Of course, in my world, every day is Grab An Ass Day.

pistols at dawn said...

The coppers say arresting me meant they are in compliance.

catherinette said...

God freaking damn it!! I missed it. I feel robbed!