I read today that Tom Cruise is in full litigation mode again, upon learning that some medical marijuana club in California has named a strain of pot after him: Tom Cruise Purple.
From The New York Daily News: Cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs. One weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
I think this is some very funny shit (the story, not the weed). I won't suggest that doobies are for everyone, but Tom Cruise should chill out with a J and come to realize what a fucking tool he is. I'll bet his Thetans are totally jonesin' (see photo, at right, and note the resemblance).
You'd have to be pretty fucking high to name your drugs after an anti-drug, sue-crazy, control-crazy, insane-crazy mutherfucker like Tom Cruise, and not expect some legal trouble. That's like naming your business "The Gene Simmons Kiss Army Surplus Store" and expecting to enjoy a peaceful, lawyer-free existence. It's not gonna happen.
(That's four bucks for the swear jar today. Worth every penny!)