Friday, April 4, 2008

It's Tool Time again

I read today that Tom Cruise is in full litigation mode again, upon learning that some medical marijuana club in California has named a strain of pot after him: Tom Cruise Purple.

From The New York Daily News: Cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs. One weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."

I think this is some very funny shit (the story, not the weed). I won't suggest that doobies are for everyone, but Tom Cruise should chill out with a J and come to realize what a fucking tool he is. I'll bet his Thetans are totally jonesin' (see photo, at right, and note the resemblance).

You'd have to be pretty fucking high to name your drugs after an anti-drug, sue-crazy, control-crazy, insane-crazy mutherfucker like Tom Cruise, and not expect some legal trouble. That's like naming your business "The Gene Simmons Kiss Army Surplus Store" and expecting to enjoy a peaceful, lawyer-free existence. It's not gonna happen.

(That's four bucks for the swear jar today. Worth every penny!)

16 comments:

Falwless said...

YESSS! Swear away!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Everybody is afraid of the scientologists. Even me! Stoners are too stoned to be scared.

The Guv'ner said...

I'm not sure even a doobie could take the crease out of Tom Cruise's pants. Someone needs to legalize brutal beatings for ONE HOUR so someone can deal with him properly.

The Idea Of Progress said...

I don't think I'd want to shop at that store. Or smoke Tom Cruise pot.

But then again, I'm lame.

Grant Miller said...

This post alone got me high.

doorknob_dan said...

Tom Cruise pot: Grows low to the ground, is full of crazy shit, and is guaranteed to get ahold of your young daughters and fuck them up entirely.

Risky Business smoking that pot, kids. Har har.

Bert Bananas said...

New words need to be invented so as to capture allthe grandeur that is Tom Cruise and Scientificology.

See? I've already started...

CoffeeDog said...

Pass me the doob, please.

pistols at dawn said...

I like stoners, because there are not nearly enough crackpot theories about government conspiracies.

Plus, someone's got to form crappy jam bands, or we are not truly free.

Leonesse said...

Wait, is that why I think Bu$h is fucking up the US? Shit, dude, pass it around again anyway.

How much we up to? $.50?

Shit, Fuck, Damn, Cunt $1?

Typing whatever I want on Kat's blog. Priceless.

Leonesse said...

I commented before reading further. Seems I am up to $6. I just bought you a latte.

Dale said...

Haha, romancing the stoned, love the label and love the crazy Tom joint.

BeckEye said...

I think Tom Cruise needs to get really high. And then he should jump.

Chris said...

Pssst... Kat... I appreciate the photo of Tom Cruise on your blog, but when I asked you to put pictures of boobs up I kinda had something different in mind...

ginger b said...

Who! Wait a minute, wait a minute!

So...are you like trying to tell me to change the name of my Army Surplus Store?

Leonesse said...

Please post soon so we don't have to look at that horse's ass any longer.