Thursday, April 17, 2008

Picking fights with nerds

Against my better judgment, I recently joined The Provocation Grounds as a contributing blogger. I have never been a fan of group blogs, because invariably they consist of 1 or 2 really talented writers who post just once a month, and then you're stuck with another 15 weekend hacks writing stuff like "oh, I don't know what to write, but it's my turn to write today, so I guess I should write something! LOL! I'm crazy like that! LMAO!"

That's right, I'm lookin' at you, Burt Reynolds' Mustache.

But a good friend reminded me that I really should try things before I decide that I don't like it. This philosophy has certainly paid off in the past with sushi, recreational drugs and anal sex, so I thought I would give it a go. Of course, I really joined just to be closer to The Guv'ner, but don't tell Doorknob Dan, because he'll get all jealous and Photoshop me in disturbingly stupid ways to express his lonely feelings of anger and betrayal.

Anyways, today I'm picking fights with nerds at the Grounds, but only because I'm a coward and a technobully and they never fight back.


The Guv'ner said...

Haha, man you are feisty!

The Grounds is just a way to let of steam about stuff that pisses you off. It just hasn't gotten quite off the grounds yet. Nice Mac post though. I applauded!

The Stash just has too many gaps where people don't post. Myself, I post a bunch of shite once a month and pretend I'm hardcore. What can I tell you?

I had no idea i was quite so desirable, thanks babe! You and D. can duke it out by mud wrestling or something. I'll sit by and eat grapes.

Idiot :)

doorknob_dan said...

I like you Kat, however I'm starting to consider you my arch-enema. Err, enemy. (Sorry, the comment about anal sex threw me off.)

But seeing as how you're obviously of superior fibre, maybe we could set aside our rivalry for the attention of the Guv'ner and do some scathing damage to the world.

doorknob_dan said...


Mud wrestling with Kat? Alright! Can we make it chocolate pudding though?

Kat, you in?

katrocket said...

Sure Dan & Guv... sounds like fun.

To be fair, i must disclose that I was the Women's Mud Wrestling Champion from 1999-2001 in France the Netherlands, and Luxembourg, and my trainer is legendary country and western recording artist/Cdn. Hall of Fame wrestler Sweet Daddy Siki.

and also, Dan must wear a bikini. And shave. All of it.

doorknob_dan said...

I learned mud wrestling from the best of the best, Dom Delouise.

You've been warned. I'm already shaven - everywhere (went for a modelling interview yesterday) so game ON.

The Guv'ner said...

You guys terrify me.

pistols at dawn said...

I do rather enjoy the shot at the 'Stache, which is deserved. Group blogs are like communism: excellent in theory, but difficult in practice, especially when no one's getting paid.

And since this new blog took up most of the other writers I would ask to post, there will continue to be gaps in posting days. Thanks for ruining my dreams yet again, Kat.

Blank Field said...

I always confuse anal sex with annual sex, which I've also heard about but, thank ghawd, have not had to experience. There's also annal sex, which is where you keep a concise record of the event, especially if it's annual. Probably anal, too...

I thought I'd be blushing by now, but apparently you're making me hard core, which probably describes how I'd be raped in prison.

(still not blushing!)

Jon said...

That was a great post over there. Nice work.

Snooze said...

They are lucky to have you - what a great rant.

BeckEye said...

I don't like group blogs either because I'm a loner. A rebel. Plus, I never learned to share when I was a kid.

So far TPG has just been Photoshop Wars. I haven't been really that pissed off about anything to write about it. Lately, all that pisses me off is American Idol and I save all that rage for my own blog. 'Cause I'm selfish like that.

Leonesse said...

Rolling around in brown gooey stuff? Sounds too anal for me.