Against my better judgment, I recently joined The Provocation Grounds as a contributing blogger. I have never been a fan of group blogs, because invariably they consist of 1 or 2 really talented writers who post just once a month, and then you're stuck with another 15 weekend hacks writing stuff like "oh, I don't know what to write, but it's my turn to write today, so I guess I should write something! LOL! I'm crazy like that! LMAO!"
That's right, I'm lookin' at you, Burt Reynolds' Mustache.
But a good friend reminded me that I really should try things before I decide that I don't like it. This philosophy has certainly paid off in the past with sushi, recreational drugs and anal sex, so I thought I would give it a go. Of course, I really joined just to be closer to The Guv'ner, but don't tell Doorknob Dan, because he'll get all jealous and Photoshop me in disturbingly stupid ways to express his lonely feelings of anger and betrayal.
Anyways, today I'm picking fights with nerds at the Grounds, but only because I'm a coward and a technobully and they never fight back.