Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Show Us Your (impressive knowledge of) Tits!

Are they real or are they fake?

Can you tell the difference?

Take this video quiz and put your knowledge to the tits test!


I got 21 out of 30, but in my defense, I was rather distracted. You're welcome to post your score in the comments thread.

WARNING! Porn alert:
The video quiz contains sexually explicit material, so if you're at work, it's time to summon everyone to your cubicle. If you're at home, just send the kids out for beer or whatever it is that parents do.

14 comments:

Radmila said...

my score was 24

Jon said...

I got a 21 too. I think the test is rigged. I better go take it a few more times just to be sure. (You know, for... ummmm... scientific purposes.)

Falwless said...

I got a 20. And with all due respect, I'd like to challenge some of my supposedly "wrong" answers. Is there a higher authority to which I can plead my case, other than God?

And also, I missed like two of 'em altogether because I was afraid someone was near my desk.

I'm full of excuses. Fine, fine, I SUCK AT THIS GODFORSAKEN DEVIL'S GAME, OKAY? HAPPY NOW? Jesus.

katrocket said...

yes, I also must dispute some of these supposedly "real" examples. I'm sure there's some fibbing going on, but I also like Jon's approach - careful scientific study makes winners of us all.

Falwless said...

That is true. Science is fun.

R.I.P. Mr. Wizard.

Chris said...

I got a 21 too. I'm gullible. I think they're all real.

steakbellie said...

I'll have to wait til I get home to try...damn....

Bluzlover said...

Wow, I must have very bad judgement. I only got 18 right. I may have to study harder. Do you think I can find women willing to volunteer their visual aids so that I might become better educated in these matters? "Excuse me young lady, I'm studying for a test, might I examine your breasts?" Naw, that'll never work.

Bert Bananas said...

Because of my religious upbringing I had to take the test blindfolded. I, too, got 21 right. But all 30 were righteous.

BeckEye said...

I got a 20, also. Like Fal, I will cry foul and claim that there were more fake ones than the quiz suggests.

My favorite part of this was the soothing, new-agey music.

Leonesse said...

I got to 10 before giving up. Is there a male version?

"Who answered their spam?"

Snooze said...

I only got 17. I feel so lame now.

doorknob_dan said...

I got *30*, suckas!

(Because I took it 40 times.)


I'm just kidding, I only scored 20.

I found I did better after a few when I looked at their lips instead- if they've got collagen face, they've got boob implants.

pistols at dawn said...

I got a 20 as well, which doesn't make any damn sense, because I know a lot about boobs and women lying to me.