Tuesday, July 8, 2008

bring it

Over the past several days, I have received an unprecedented number of spam e-mails, all with the subject line: "Let me show you my tits, Katrocket!"

I have come to realize that some of you might have the wrong idea about the kind of woman I am. So today I would like to take a moment to dispell any rumours or misconceptions regarding my personal character:



I would also like to see some cock.

Thank you.

12 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Look at the strut on that SOB. And oh yeah - I thoughts I was going on your blogroll. I'll check back in five minutes.

katrocket said...

Dr. Zibbs: ha! I was getting to it. Sorry - sometimes my job gets in the way of blogging priorites. I know, I know - it enrages me, too.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Oh, erm, really? I'm new here, I didn't realise. Would you prefer a side view, or full on? I had no idea this would be involved...

poobomber said...

I see that signing you up for all that spam really worked!

Next week I'll sign you up for a subscription to Trailer Trash Ho Monthly magazine.

I guarantee good times, unless you prefer teeth?

katrocket said...

imaginary reviewer: Please note that I said "some cock" and not "your cock", which leaves the decision entirely up to you! Side, front, three-quarter profile - who am I to dictate your artistic bent? (all puns intended) Or maybe you would prefer to show me your tits? Your spelling makes you seem rather British, so that's cool too. We'll turn off the lights and keep our pants on.

Poobomber: You know me - of course I'm interested in all matters of hillbilly culture! And who needs teeth when you have cock? In fact, it's probably ideal, right?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Ah, I get it. Sorry. And you're right, of course, I am British. But I live in Toronto, so if you want that photo in person...

pistols at dawn said...

I'd love to help you out, my dear, but I get the feeling I couldn't show you anything you haven't seen better versions of many times over. If your past experience is, say, on the quality level of The Godfather, then I'm bringing something more like The Avenging Disco Godfather: campy and amusing, perhaps, but you'll lose interest three minutes in. Which is okay, because I'll have finished two minutes and forty-five seconds earlier.

steakbellie said...

still, there's nothing like some hot cock.

Bluzlover said...

Wow, people begging to show you their tits! I think you've made it to the big times. As far as the cock thing goes, I've noticed that tits tend to fly quicker than cocks. How many times have you been at a bike rally and heard screams of "Show us your cock!"?

Falwless said...

bluzlover - Not for lack of me trying to start that chant. It just doesn't seem to catch on as well as "Show me your tits!" Sigh.

BeckEye said...

So, tits are a no go? Can I just show you my nips?

Chris said...

I was at a bike rally once where a woman managed to show both...