Thursday, July 31, 2008

tutti-frutti sömmer love!

hällo sexy every bodies!

Günther in the Rockethaus! välkommen!

Please be sorry for my english. I am global citizen but my origin is Sweden where we say "Det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder." (There is no bad weather - only bad clothing.)

I am thanking to Kat for use this channel
to spread my message of true love to the world!

If U will be my fan,
now is the time for all Günther ppl
to join bodies to sexualise Blogger
with the Günther 2008 world trend of
Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!

so lets see all my sexy new champagne friends!
pls tell ür Pleasureman vilket språk använder ni i sängkammaren?
(what language do ü use in bed?)

Tuttifrutti sömmer love will bring more Sunshine girls 4 ü! and also very tite boys for the special ladys! sköal!

I do not love ü because ü R beautiful -- ü R beautiful because i love you !!

and sköal to #1 Fan Poobomber!


catherinette said...

I think I just peed myself.

poobomber said...

Gunther, brother!

Can you do a Q&A session? I'd like to ask you many things.

-How old are you?
-Are you coming to Canada?
-How do you say "Your Swedish airplanes don't even land in Winnipeg" in Swedish?
-How do you say "That is not my baby, he is black and I am white" in Swedish?
-How do you say "I told you not to call me again" in Swedish?
-How do you say "I don't have money for child support" in Swedish?
-How do you say "Only talk to me through your lawyer from now on" in Swedish?
-Do you like puppies?

The Guv'ner said...

I want to touch his tralala and maybe even his ding ding dong. Because Gunther is smooth. And you just know his hosepipe is as long and smooth as an anaconda.

Bert Bananas said...

I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to anthropomorphize Swedish genitalia. Nothing good can come of this...

ginger b said...

I haven't seen Gunther since I committed MySpace suicide.

Man I've missed this...

Falwless said...

Wow. I love Günther. I wonder if Barack has chosen his running mate yet... Günther could be a very excellent match.

pistols at dawn said...

Well, I'm ready to move to Swedentown.

Günther said...

tack sa mycket! (thank u)

Chris said...

Banananas und melonas.