Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Why I Love British Porn

1. "Pally!"
2. "Cordial!"
3. "Matey!"
4. "On friendly terms!"
5. "They're all jolly good chums!"
6. "200 MPH Porsche!"
7. "I kicked burning terrorist in balls!"
8. "It's the Stig!"
9. "Gay Bondage Classes"
10. ... and a wicked steal at just ₤1.50






Oh, and by the way, this post is probably NSFW.

10 comments:

BeckEye said...

Ok, what does NSFW mean? I see this everywhere and I have no clue. I can't even come up with a good guess.

katrocket said...

NSFW means "Not Safe For Work"

unless you work for Rocketstudio, where anything goes.

Jon said...

Did this post have words? I kind of blacked out for a minute there.

Bert Bananas said...

NSFW means not safe for work? Darn, I thought it was the British version of NEWS, North East West South, only theirs went North South Feast West.

Which came first, pornography or religion? Can you have one without the other?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Ah, Nuts Magazine. Somewhere between FHM and real porn. It comes out weekly and is basically full of breasts, but nothing more.

If you want real British porn, look for Razzle magazine, beloved of thirteen year old boys for decades. Its slogan was "Makes Your Cock Biiiiig!"

From Wikipedia: "It is also famous for the "Razzle Pile-Up", which features a group of ladies on their fronts, all lined up on top of each other, presenting their bottoms and vaginas to the camera."

katrocket said...

jon: Settle down honey, that's just the roofies talkin'.

bert: I'm going to say that pornography came first, then religion came along to make up some rules about how much we're allowed to enjoy it.

imaginary reviewer: Welcome! Anyone with the inside scoop on Britporn is a friend, indeed! I intend to investigate this pile-up you speak of...

pistols at dawn said...

That junk is hot. And not just because of the boobs. Also because of the second set of boobs pressed up against those boobs.

James said...

I can't believe you managed to reference Top Gear while discussing porn. Cuz Jeremy and James May are soooo hot and Hammond is such a cute little midget.

BeckEye said...

Ooook. That makes sense. Whenever I see it, the first thing that comes to mind is, "no so fucking what," which is no not good grammar like.

ginger b said...

I don't even think I can get British porn down here.

No fair! You Canadians get all the good stuff.