Today is Thanksgiving Day in Canada, that special time of year when I pull out the creepy turkeyboy ceramic centrepiece for all to enjoy:
It's also Columbus Day in the United States. I'll never understand how such a shitty town in Ohio can earn itself a national holiday, but it's just one more thing on a long list of stuff I don't get about Americans.
Speaking of Americans, exhaustive media coverage of the U.S. election has overshadowed our own elections, which take place tomorrow. I cannot possibly top the awesome 40th Canadian General Election post written by Dan at The Other Side of Normal, so just go and read his.
And for fuck sake people, especially all you students out there, please get off your ass and vote. This kitten-choking douchebag on the left could stand to win again, but there's a million of you, and you have the power to collectively turf the Conservatives out of office. And if I cannot convince you, maybe Rick Mercer can: