Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ten reasons why I'm taking a break

1. I just don't want to be in a relationship right now, but if I did, it would be with you.

2. I need some space.

3. It's not you, it's all about me.

4. I need to focus on my work right now.

5. You're holding me back from all the other lives I could be ruining.

6. I'm not worthy of you. I deserve better.

7. I'm seeing someone else.

8. You keep stealing from me.

9. I love you so much, it scares the hell out of me and my parole officer.

10. We just don't have much in common anymore. You're a morning person, and I am plotting my escape.

I hope we can still be friends.

12 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

So you're saying?....

Jon said...

"Stop stealing from me."

Man, if I had a nickel for everytime someone said that to me.... well, I probably wouldn't need to steal as much.

pistols at dawn said...

This always happens to us. At first, you're all like, "I need you to lie on the stand for me," and as soon as I do, I come home to find you and all my stuff gone. Again.

You can only pull this like 6 or 7 more times before I say, "Enough."

Gwen said...

Whatever. You'll be back. You can't quit me.

WendyB said...

I am ALWAYS plotting my escape.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

What Gwen said.

Leonesse said...

The Disappearing Blogger is my job, sister.

Leonesse said...

Wait, I just went to the new site. So, basically, you are saying you are dumping us for 30 seconds of what could be a lousy time? I am deeply hurt.

There should be a sign to put on our blogs that say "I may stop in from time to time, but my real life is interfering with my screen time. Will be back whenever I damn well feel like it", but it is far too long and no one would read it.

BeckEye said...

I am NOT a morning person. What a horrible thing to say.

Snooze said...

No we can't be friends! How DARE you leave us bloggers. *runs off sobbing*

Chris said...

*sniff* I miss you already. I've read your blog every day for years, and I don't think I can live withou... OOH! Look! Something shiny! Bye!

Dale said...

What did I miss? Oh. You. Yes I did.