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BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - Driver crash-lands car on church roof
A motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and hurtled up a bank, crash-landing on a church roof in eastern Germany, police said on Monday.
The bank acted like a springboard, propelling the vehicle about 35 meters (115 ft) forward and straight into the church's roof frame, where it remained wedged 7 meters off the ground, police said in a statement.
In spite of the damage caused to the car and the church, police have reported that hillbilly cousins Bo and Luke Duke sustained no injuries.
Police statement: "They're just some good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm. Today the church might have got 'em, but the law never will."