Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Another reason why Germans prefer David Hasselhoff

Looks like it's turning into Headline Week here at Rocketradio...

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - Driver crash-lands car on church roof

A motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and hurtled up a bank, crash-landing on a church roof in eastern Germany, police said on Monday.

The bank acted like a springboard, propelling the vehicle about 35 meters (115 ft) forward and straight into the church's roof frame, where it remained wedged 7 meters off the ground, police said in a statement.


In spite of the damage caused to the car and the church, police have reported that hillbilly cousins Bo and Luke Duke sustained no injuries.

Police statement: "They're just some good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm. Today the church might have got 'em, but the law never will."

8 comments:

Some Guy said...

Boss Hogg in German is "Chef Schwein". Just so you know.

SkylersDad said...

"Come on Kitt buddy, turbo boost!"

Not that I remember ever watching that lame show back when, really, not me...

Chris said...

Too bad there wasn't a shark involved...

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well thanks for planting THAT song in m head for the rest of the week.

What was up with Luke Duke? He was sort of deformed looking. Reminded me a lot of a wombat.

WendyB said...

Why is there always a church in the way while I'm driving drunk?

Leonesse said...

Veggie, it's probably because his name is Wopat that he reminds you of a wombat. God, it's scary finding people out there with the same mental images as me. I've always thought the same thing.

pistols at dawn said...

Boss Hog, when reached for comment, took off his hat and threw it in the dirt while muttering angrily.

BeckEye said...

This is what happens when Bo lets Luke drive. That's why we've only ever seen him drive, like, 3 times or something.