Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Post # 333: Halfway to Hell

Today's post is the 333rd installment of Rocketradio, and I was rather proud of my half-devil milestone until I realized that I've been blogging for almost four years. You see? This is why I hate math so much. It can quickly turn a special day into mediocre crap.

So in keeping with today's theme of stuff that's evil and/or comes in halves, let's take a look back at my Top 3 Favourite Evil & Half-arsed Posts of All Time. To qualify for this list, each post had to be:

a) at least 50% evil,
b) written quickly, with less than 50% effort,
c) a old favourite (based on Google & Statcounter traffic analysis)

1. Are single girls just too picky? : My needs are simple. I really don't expect very much from a man, but apparently most women do, because the title of this post has been the most popular search term on Rocketradio for over a year.

2. Laundrospat : It took 40 seconds to write this in the heat of anger, and it might be one of the rudest posts I've ever published (it's hard to say - they're all a little bit cunty/little bit rock n roll). It's gross, offensive, shocking... but you must have loved it, because it got a lot of comments.

3. Hosting a fancy summer BBQ? : One sentence + one photo = my most viewed post. I must give full credit to the watermelon.

20 comments:

The Guv'ner said...

Awesomely scary watermelon. Seriously, I will have nightmares.

For the record, I still adore the "NO MO' SNARBUCKS!" entry.

katrocket said...

hi Guv!: I also have a special place in my heart for the NO MO' SNARBUCKS post, but it required some lengthy storytelling, and thus did not meet the "half-assed" part of the criteria. But does making fun of a deaf retarded guy make it evil enough to still qualify?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Laundrospat remains one of my favourite blog posts of any blog ever. I've got to admit, I also love the post when you swore at the woman who cut in front of you in the supermarket. I was actually thinking about it the other day.

katrocket said...

IR: Ah yes, a classic PMS Confession! You know, I enjoyed that moment, as well.

For a small fee, I'll be happy to meet you at your local supermarket, where you can watch me tell people what's what live in concert.

BeckEye said...

33 was always my favorite number for some reason, and for a while I was convinced that every time I turned to look at my clock, it was 3:33. I don't know what this all means, but I almost typed "every time I turned to look at my cock," and now I'm laughing like a 3-year-old.

SkylersDad said...

On behalf of all of us slacking men, we thank you for not being all that picky.

And one more thing, ALL of your posts are great!

theideaofprogress said...

Every post of yours is my favorite.

The BBQ one scares the hell out of me, though.

Mr London Street said...

As a fairly recent follower thanks for the handy Greatest Hits.

Dr Zibbs said...

Where have you been beatch?

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Love, love, love the laundry spat post. You should've put the note up though, it was freakin' hilhairyarse.

Lulu LaBonne said...

Wow a burn victim watermelon not sure I'm glad that I looked.

Your laundrospat one scared me a bit

I love all your posts

xx

Eric said...

Hey I've got a carved winter squash that would like to meet your watermelon, can you set that up?

WendyB said...

Ha ha! I remember the laundry one.

Gwen said...

I love everything you do, miss, right down to the standing outside my bedroom window every night, keening because I won't let you in.

Sid said...

That watermelon is friggin awesome.

LiLu said...

That watermelon is kinda freaky...

Soda and Candy said...

333. Damn! That's impressive.

Also, thanks a lot, I know I'll be seeing that watermelon in my nightmares.

Snooze said...

333 - what a wonderful blog anniversary to celebrate. Well, whether it's the devil or booze that makes you blog, I'm very grateful you do!!!

Greg said...

That reminds me-- I still haven't found a good opportunity to use the word "bloodcunty."

mike said...

I remember the laundro-incident... I think I may have even commented on it back then. Still good stuff. Congrats on #333... I will hit that milestone somewhere around 2014. Awww, yeah!