Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Secret Perils of Unitards

I've never had much interest in competitive swimming. Dead boring stuff.

But yesterday, at some big-deal swimming thingy in Rome.... what's this now?! Verrry dare-odynamic!



Apparently U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens tore out the ass of his swimtard during a pre-race stretch.

As if that swimsuit wasn't gay enough already.

14 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I am surprised this hasn't happened already. Those suits are really paper thin, and made to squash in body parts...

The Vegetable Assassin said...

HAHAHA! No, it's not truly gay till he wears it backwards. :)

Bill Stankus said...

I'm guessing here 'cause his face is dunked ... besides wearing the Ripotard, shouldn't he be wearing waterproof make-up?

WendyB said...

At least he has a shapely behind.

The Peach Tart said...

Nice ass

miss. chief said...

i think it looks nice like that.

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Oh Lordy, my eyes! MY EYES!!!!!

Eric said...

I never thought I'd see something that would make me say 'He should have worn a Speedo'. Ugh.

Lana said...

for me, when you said 'perils' i read 'bonus'

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

He could get some extra sponsorship stuck to his arse.

BeckEye said...

And that's why I always swim naked.

the girl with the pink teacup said...

I'm just glad he's not an Olympic hammer-thrower.

Gwen said...

Wow. I felt bad for him until I saw his goofy-ass picture in the corner.

Leonesse said...

Now THIS is why I had to stop by even though my eyes need peeled open to read.

You never disappoint...