tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post7681087248315743325..comments2023-04-30T08:20:58.574-04:00Comments on rocketradio: We interrupt your regular programming...katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-52168240696643460412007-08-07T10:01:00.000-04:002007-08-07T10:01:00.000-04:00Why does everyone I love go away? Is it because I...Why does everyone I love go away? Is it because I'm usually going all Martin Lawrence on them, waving a loaded pistol and acting crazily?<br><br>I told you, that was because I was <i>dehydrated</i>. Not drinking enough fluids during the summer months causes a loaded weapon to materialize in my hand and forces me to walk down the middle of a busy highway in search of a cool, refreshing Sprite.<br><br>However, I wish you the best in your production schedule, as well as actually having a list of things to do. My list all involves "killing time during my refractory period." You will be missed, but we'll all quickly invent reasons you weren't right for us anyway.<br><br>Godspeed.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-65570654438618750062007-08-07T12:46:00.000-04:002007-08-07T12:46:00.000-04:00I told you, that was because I was dehydrated. Not...<i>I told you, that was because I was dehydrated. Not drinking enough fluids during the summer months causes a loaded weapon to materialize in my <b>PANTS</b> and forces me to walk down the middle of a busy highway in search of a cool, refreshing Sprite and a whore.</i><br><br>There PAD. Fixed it for ya.<br><br>Sniff. Kat is too busy for us. Sniff.The Guv'nerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17644868081292848220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-12638301208724108612007-08-07T12:48:00.000-04:002007-08-07T12:48:00.000-04:00You know me all too well, Guv'ner. There'...You know me all too well, Guv'ner. There's nothing like a cold, refreshing Sprite after you've given that whore the best eight and a half seconds of her life.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-75724088610867432722007-08-07T12:57:00.000-04:002007-08-07T12:57:00.000-04:00What if we take René hostage?What if we take René hostage?Blank Fieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15399511366446700108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-56861898283182700462007-08-07T12:58:00.000-04:002007-08-07T12:58:00.000-04:00Will you at least take time to read other blogs an...Will you at least take time to read other blogs and make arch, tres witty, comments? Can't you at least let us hold out some hope?Blank Fieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15399511366446700108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-82778041891075612792007-08-07T13:46:00.000-04:002007-08-07T13:46:00.000-04:00Us pee-ons will dearly miss our International Woma...Us pee-ons will dearly miss our International Woman of Intrigue and Sexual Deception, -you born-again-heterosexual deviant.Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16859248015766533640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-81207903387736180532007-08-07T15:26:00.000-04:002007-08-07T15:26:00.000-04:00Pistols: Did you just call me a whore? It was clos...Pistols: Did you just call me a whore? It was closer to 5 seconds, jackass.<br><br>Guv'ner: I'm never too busy for YOU. I'll be skanking around your blog as usual.<br><br>Bert: Rene is all yours. I'm tired of that fat-ass spending my money. Of course I'll drop in and visit you, likely around dinner time because I hear Liz is a great cook.<br><br>T: I was a nice girl before you came (into my life).katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-11160549265957334792007-08-07T15:37:00.000-04:002007-08-07T15:37:00.000-04:00My life already feels empty. *sniff*My life already feels empty. *sniff*Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18434819898396611160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-45022187675090423622007-08-07T15:49:00.000-04:002007-08-07T15:49:00.000-04:00I have decided to refuse your resignation much lik...I have decided to refuse your resignation much like my former boss refused to let me transfer out of her department. <br><br>So, listen here sister... you have more quips coming out of your ass than I can muster with 3 Dr. Peppers and an laxative. I humbly request that you stop by and leave us some small tidbit of Katisms from time to time amongst your devious plans to help Corporate America/Canada (you will be assimilated soon) tell us how many Whosits we should buy and which Whatzits are the must have for the season. <br><br>You have surely wrapped us up in your Rocket/Dion web and I will be having withdrawls.Leonessehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-87398499317982571092007-08-07T16:04:00.000-04:002007-08-07T16:04:00.000-04:00Kat, I would never cast aspersions on you like tha...Kat, I would never cast aspersions on you like that, although I appreciate you spreading the good words about my Olympian stamina. That's right, ladies...five whole seconds that are all about you, and all it costs is a lifetime of shame.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-72721353581554058052007-08-07T16:48:00.000-04:002007-08-07T16:48:00.000-04:00Oops - I screwed up my comment. Leonesse: It's...Oops - I screwed up my comment. <br><br>Leonesse: It's not a resignation, it's a sabbatical, which I am fully entitled to under the laws of The Geneva Convention.<br><br>Pistols: Okay, now that my error has been rectified, let me first apologize to you, Mr. Dawn, for emasculating your otherwise rock-solid masculinity and downplaying your undeniable prowess in the room where a loser like me only dares to dream (and sleep). And secondly, it's time they knew the whole truth: Pistols is actually a smokin' hot Calvin Klein underwear model who just makes himself sound like an unattractive jerk "to connect with the people who make this country so great", and also "to discourage the fugly chicks from stalking me via the interwebs."<br><br>Go get him, girls.katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-47403607432334612222007-08-07T18:48:00.000-04:002007-08-07T18:48:00.000-04:00You're gonna come back, right?You're gonna come back, right?CoffeeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12561507227103151863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-91618068237842604142007-08-07T20:09:00.000-04:002007-08-07T20:09:00.000-04:00Ha ha ha, even my usual team of pro-me propagandis...Ha ha ha, even my usual team of pro-me propagandists don't know what to do with that hagiographic praise. Except "get fired by me" as long as you'll take the job. It doesn't pay, but we can laugh a lot as we oversell the '98 Corolla that is my sex life: it's dependable, reliable, and will get you where you need to go without question, but you'll always be a little ashamed to ride around publicly in it.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-46975891467201230922007-08-07T21:51:00.000-04:002007-08-07T21:51:00.000-04:00How very dare you Katrocket! I just got here and ...How very dare you Katrocket! I just got here and this is how you treat me? You do know I'm a handsome British actor when I'm not blogging right?Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-72818805545338125172007-08-08T08:32:00.000-04:002007-08-08T08:32:00.000-04:00Dale: As a fellow Torontonian, YOU have the magica...Dale: As a fellow Torontonian, YOU have the magical power to spend more time with The Real Katrocket Experience than anyone else here, and yet you continue to ignore my advances, and call the police whenever I "loiter" in front of your house with my camera. <br><br>Your mixed messages confuse and excite me. Keep up the good work.katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-69194884034946190432007-08-08T08:44:00.000-04:002007-08-08T08:44:00.000-04:00Pistols: The great thing about a '98 Corolla i...Pistols: The great thing about a '98 Corolla is that no one ever tries to steal it away from you. Even when it's not wearing pants.katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228209859252142987.post-88732543381120346602007-08-08T19:03:00.000-04:002007-08-08T19:03:00.000-04:00You're right Katrocket, I'm presently reth...You're right Katrocket, I'm presently rethinking the restraining order and barbed wire.Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.com