Guy, you know who you are. You keep sending me these annoying e-mails, whining about how your wife constantly complains about your small cock. Well, if she knew you were telling the whole world about it, she'd divorce you, too. I mean, it's a drag that she's got certain expectations, but talking about it is not gonna make it any better.And you totally make her sound like a bitch, you know. I bet she's just some poor stressed-out lady who's coping with an idiot blabbermouth husband and a really unsatisfying sex life. So take your pills or stretch it out or something. Because no one cares. Except, obviously, your fucking wife.
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Hey, I just said that sometimes she nods off during sex. I agree she has a lot on her mind, so I try not to complain all that much... If you were so all fired mad about it, why'd you ask for pics?
Looks to me like she plans on shortening it up abit more. Is this like when you trim your hair to make it grow faster?
I'm just tired of having so many wives leave me for the same reason, to the point where my state is now thinking of "pre-teen sized honker" to the reasons for divorce. I was happier when we could just check "fraud" and move on with our lives.
My wife never complains about my pet cornish game hen, Heady.
Or his non-fucking wife.
I fail to see what a pocket-sized chicken has to do with anything? So it's small, it won't work for Thanksgiving but it will make a nice lunch.
I keep hearing from a poor woman who tries to have oral sex, but can't without gagging! And she apparently needs my hep to learn how! We should hook the two of them up.
Are you just kidding about spam emails? Or is there really some weirdo sending you unwelcome email about his dick? If it's the former, it's a funny post; if it's the latter, it's a little creepy.
AND MORE COCK
COCK!!!!
COCK!!!!
Oops sorry! Meant to email those emails to my sister, not you! Sorry.
Don't hate me, but you've been tagged.
You tell 'em!
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