Note to the Imaginary Reviewer: sorry to drive you mad with another bad Katy fashion post, but dude, it looks like she's wearing black trouser socks, and you have to admit that's kind of funny.
Is it wrong that I hate her? With a passion? The sort of passion that invokes ninja weapons and bloodlust? That little attention whore needs my fist in her face.
I'm scared of her. You know how long it's been since I've rode on a merry-go-round? About 3 days, but that's when the accident happened that scared me so much and left all those people dead.
So anyways, she must be some sort of VJ or something, right?
I still don't know who she is, but isn't it more laudable to be weird than to wear regular clothes? Plus, this just says she likes dudes who are hung like horses. But really tiny horses, so I've still got a shot.
I can't dislike Katy Perry, because she looks a lot like Zooey Deschanel, who is on my lesbian fantasy list. I guess I'd have a better chance getting a kiss from Katy than Zooey, but would I like it? I don't know.
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Note to the Imaginary Reviewer: sorry to drive you mad with another bad Katy fashion post, but dude, it looks like she's wearing black trouser socks, and you have to admit that's kind of funny.
Is it wrong that I hate her? With a passion? The sort of passion that invokes ninja weapons and bloodlust? That little attention whore needs my fist in her face.
Whoa, I'm violent today.
Who the hell is this chick?
I'm scared of her. You know how long it's been since I've rode on a merry-go-round? About 3 days, but that's when the accident happened that scared me so much and left all those people dead.
So anyways, she must be some sort of VJ or something, right?
I kinda like this.
I'm sticking to my guns. She's adorable.
I still don't know who she is, but isn't it more laudable to be weird than to wear regular clothes? Plus, this just says she likes dudes who are hung like horses. But really tiny horses, so I've still got a shot.
How embarrassing. I wore the same thing to church yesterday.
I can't help it, but I like Katy Perry! I liked her angry tits.
I'm with Poo. Who is this lady?
Poobomber & Chris and others who don't know who Katy Perry is: she's the only pop star brave enough to challenge Bjork in the fashion arena.
Two girls enter, one girl leaves.
"It's like there's a party in my hoo-ha, and everyone's invited!"
What the f*ck?
So very wrong
If I was to make up a cheesy blog award it would be The Piddler." And you'd win it by a landslide.
I also have no clue who she is, and you know, I am just fine with that!
I can't dislike Katy Perry, because she looks a lot like Zooey Deschanel, who is on my lesbian fantasy list. I guess I'd have a better chance getting a kiss from Katy than Zooey, but would I like it? I don't know.
Is this her way of telling the free world that she gives free carnival rides?
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