I totally missed The Guv'ner's birthday last Thursday, but I believe she is totally down with extending any cake-related event well into the next week.
I could probably say some nice shit about you, Ms. Manic Kater Aeroplanic, maybe even point the nice folks here to the dozens of personalities that you have, but instead, I baked you cakes. That's right, baby. I said CAKES, plural.
According to a recent keyword analysis, Rocketradio is a very popular internet resource for anyone seeking instruction in how to bake penis and boob cakes. Just Google "erotic pastry", and you'll see what I mean.
I couldn't decide which cake you'd like more, so here's a deluxe party platter to share with the whole gang. The cuntcakes are courtesy of Rocketpal and sweetcake superstar, Auni M.
Happy Birthday, Guv'ner. Please don't make yourself sick.
UPCOMING CAKE RELATED EVENTS:
Katrocket's birthday is next Saturday, Dec 8th.
Details later in the week.
"It's a celebration, bitches!"
12 comments:
Do I want to f or eat cake? Thanks for confusing me, Kat.
Pistols: You know I would never ask a man to make that choice. My suggestion: eat now, and fuck what's left.
I'd go the other way around, because what's better for a refractory period than cake?
God will you be my friend? My birthday is July 24th.
Ms Laaw-yuhr: I like how you call me "God", so I'll say yes. Be sure to state your cake preference in the application!
Dude, I'm all for extending the cake phase into next year so have at it. I'll take two boob cakes (naturally) and a large penis. To go. Thank you.
Sincerely, cake season is here. :)
And fellow Sagittarians must inhale cake once a day I believe or they explode.
Do those cakes have dairy in them? I'm allergic to dairy.
You know when I read this at work the pictures wouldn't download. But now, OH MY! There are FANNY CAKES! How scary yet simultaneously awesome! (this is fanny in the UK sense, naturally)
Damn, I thought I'd seen everything.
Guv: Yes dear. Fanny cakes are how The Bold tell The Beautiful how much they care.
Grant: Ironically, the boob cakes are lactose-free, but the penis cake is cream filled. Sorry to disappoint.
BSUWG: You make it sound like you've never been Baking With Lesbians.
I love these cakes. I may make the boobies one for my sons 18th birthday seeing as how we hear "BOOBIES!!" coming from the living room on a regular basis. It is his call to his brother to come partake in the visual feast. They may fight but they certainly unite when it comes to boobies.
Jesus Christ! Did I just type "18th birthday"!
Egads. I am waaay too young for this shit.
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