Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Three lame jokes you can't get from Grant Miller Media

1. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

3. What's black and white and has wheels?
A zebra. (I totally lied about the wheels part!)


The Guv'ner said...

You know what though? The picture was even funnier!


Chris said...

I vote for number 1. (What did the fsh say when he ran into the wall? "Dam.")

Grant Miller still has a blog? Huh.

Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said...

When I was a kid, my dad told me the one that goes:

Q: What's black & white & red all over?
A: A wounded nun.

Always liked that one.

Jon said...

That stick one is a classic. I love that joke.

doorknob_dan said...

A preacher was giving his sermon one day about 'forgiveness'.

At the end of the sermon, he asked the parish or crowd or mosh pit or whatever the hell they call the people in the church audience, "Who here can say they don't need to practice forgiveness?"

Old lady Smith at 84 years young was the only person who raised her hand. The preacher came down to her and asked, "Mrs. Smith, how come you don't have to practice any forgiveness?"

Mrs. Smith replied, "Father, I have no forgiveness to give anyone because I have no enemies!"

The preacher was astonished. "Mrs. Smith can you come in front of the mosh pit (or parish or whatever) and tell everyone what you've done to have no enemies please? This is truly wonderful!"

Little old Mrs. Smith nods her head, slowly walks up to the pulpit, leans into the microphone and says quietly, "I outlived the cunts."

BeckEye said...

Making fun of wheelchair-bound zebras is not funny, miss.

Cap'n Ergo "XL+1" Jinglebollocks said...

that's troo-- Grant would never post shit like this. He'd just raise that one eyebrow like he always does and probably sigh and walk away...

steakbellie said...

cant believe I never heard the Stick One!

Falwless said...

Yeah, I'm with Beckeye -- what is this, National Make Fun of Handicapped Zebras day? Nice going, Hitler. Not funny at all.

katrocket said...

thanks everyone for sharing your jokes.

falwless & beckeye: I don't get it. Did you not read the part where "I lied about the wheels"? Not even a mention of any handicap. I think YOU TWO are the one who are handicapped (mentally, of course)

pistols at dawn said...

No jokes about golf? Truly tasteless.

Warren Beatty said...

That Grant Miller is a Grade A douche bag.

katrocket said...

Pistols: Golf is no laughing matter.

Warren: You know I love you baby, but I will not tolerate your slanderous attitude towards Mr. Miller. Besides, your facts are incorrect: he's actually a Grade AAA douche bag.