Thursday, July 31, 2008

tutti-frutti sömmer love!

hällo sexy every bodies!

Günther in the Rockethaus! välkommen!

Please be sorry for my english. I am global citizen but my origin is Sweden where we say "Det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder." (There is no bad weather - only bad clothing.)

I am thanking to Kat for use this channel
to spread my message of true love to the world!

If U will be my fan,
now is the time for all Günther ppl
to join bodies to sexualise Blogger
with the Günther 2008 world trend of
Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!

so lets see all my sexy new champagne friends!
pls tell ür Pleasureman vilket språk använder ni i sängkammaren?
(what language do ü use in bed?)

Tuttifrutti sömmer love will bring more Sunshine girls 4 ü! and also very tite boys for the special ladys! sköal!

I do not love ü because ü R beautiful -- ü R beautiful because i love you !!

and sköal to #1 Fan Poobomber!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

have a Swede time with Günther!

Tomorrow I'll be leaving town for a week. I don't usually post everyday, and I'm not as popular as some of these other folks in my blogroll, so I suppose if I had not mentioned it, my absense would have gone unnoticed. But I wanted you to enjoy my vacation as much I am going to enjoy my vacation, so I have a little treat for you.

Rocketradio is pleased to introduce you to Günther Pleasureman, your guest blogger for the next 7 days! Günther is a Swedish pop star, and knows very little about blogging, but when I asked for his assistance, he replied with his signature enthusiasm, and wrote that he was "eager to give me pleasure". His command of the english language is a little shaky at times, so when he also wrote: "I would be delighted to fill you inside", I think he really meant to say: "I would be delighted to fill in for you." He's so sweet!

Günther and I go way back. Before he joined forces with The Sunshine Girls and became a Sexy International Pop Superstar, we worked together at [redacted] and made a whole lot of [redacted] with our [redacted]. Well, then that thing happened and we all had to lay low for while. I went to work on the other side of the lens, and Günther found his true calling in the [real] entertainment industry as Sweden's premier sex symbol and dance club performer. But in spite of his amazing popularity all over the world, Günther can still find the time to help out a friend in need. He truly is a pleasure, man.

To learn more about Günther, you can visit his website, or watch this video (both might be NSFW for some of you):

See you next week - please be gentle with Günther. He totally loves it that way!

Honk if you love Justice.

I went to see The Dark Knight yesterday. It kicked my ass! It also kicked all the asses in Travelling Pants at the cineplex next door.

There's a million reviews online already, so I'll spare you mine. I liked everything about the movie, except for two disturbing things:

1. The Mayor of Gotham wears waaaaay too much eyeliner.
It's so hilarious that they cast the actor who played Batmanuel as the Mayor. For those of you who are not familiar with the comedy powerhouse once known as The Tick, Batmanuel was the live-action TV version of Die Fledermaus . He was a Latino parody of Batman - a suave superhero with an overinflated ego who's actually a big coward. He takes his phone off the hook or leaves town whenever he sees the bat signal. If you've never seen the Tick (either the cartoon, or the short-lived live action TV series), do yourself a favour and rent it. It's brilliant.

2. Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I really can't stand this woman, but I have to admit, I'm happy for her. Really! I mean, she's a terrible, fugly actress, and yet somehow she's convinced all of Hollywood that she's a hot, sexy, amazing thespian. Nice work, Maggie! Please go back to doing crappy indie movies so I won't accidentally run into you on a 40-foot screen ever again.

Here's the "sexiest" photo I could find of her.

I think it's an ad for Nair.

Friday, July 25, 2008

I should probably do something more constructive with my time.

Sienna Miller is suing a couple of British tabloids for publishing topless photos of her frolicking with actor Balthazar Getty, which may or may not have brought his marriage to an end. I don't feel sorry for Ms. Miller, and I'm not buying the whole "you violated my privacy" thing. She has been violating her own privacy for years -- she's just pissed off that her boyfriend's wife found out, as well. Listen, if she didn't want us to see her sad little boobs, she wouldn't have posed topless for Vanity Fair (see photo at left), and maybe she'd wear a bikini on a beach full of paparazzi. If I were a celebrity with a dozen cameras constantly pointed at my house/ cabana/ backseat of car, I would not be stupid enough to walk around naked on my deck. I'm pretty sure that's the main reason why I'm not famous.

A pet rabbit belonging to an Australian couple reportedly saved them from certain death when it scratched on their bedroom door in the middle of the night, awakening them to the thick smoke and rapidly spreading fire that was engulfing their home. It's just like a rabbit to play the hero in order to deflect any suspicion of arson. Bunnies are very clever that way.

Barack Obama's World Tour continues to fuel rave reviews after a grand public appearance in Germany, where the Berlin media compared him to a "rock star". If you recall the 1992 presidential race, Bill Clinton was the first politician to successfully nail this "rock star method" during his famous saxophone appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show. Clinton then advanced his popularity with JFK's patented "porn star method", and successfully nailed an intern. Obama now heads for blasé France, where President Nicholas "Nicholeon" Sarkozy will no doubt be quick to remind Obama that "Germans also love David Hasselhoff".

Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) President Max Mosley won his court battle against The News Of The World tabloid yesterday. He sued them for invasion of privacy after they published photos and video of Mosley engaged in a S & M dungeon orgy with 5 prostitutes. Mosley, currently the governing head of FIA and Formula One racing, has been plagued with calls for his resignation ever since the scandal broke in March. What the hell is this world coming to? Where's the fun in being the überlord of world motorsport and a jet-setting playgeezer if you can't buy ya some whippin' bitches with all that cash money?

A New Zealand family court judge made headlines when he forced the legal renaming of a 9-year old girl named "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii". No word on the girl's new name, but the case did mention other names that have been blocked by NZ registration authorities, including "Fish and Chips", "Yeah Detroit!", "Keenan Got Lucy" and "Sex Fruit". Oddly enough, they were okay with the names "Number 16 Bus Shelter" and "Violence". The worst part: I'm not making this up.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

the week in pictures

Another week of adventure, romance and intrigue has passed at Rocketstudio. I've been busy with photo shoots for some projects I'm working on. Here's the pictures - feel free to make up your own stories. There's also a few party shots in the mix, because all work and no play completely sucks.

In other breaking news:

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Craig's list just got more personal

I don't often discuss my personal life on this blog. I don't have any funny or embarrassing dating experiences to share. I'm not a homo(wner), like that hilarious Jon guy, who can spin even the most mundane of domestic chores into comedy gold. I don't work for The Man anymore, and I live a very contented existence, so I have no complaints about work or colleagues, family or friends. I guess that just leaves my social life, which is too outrageously awesome to put into words. Until now!...

Yesterday, a friend of mine asked me if I ever read those "missed connections" ads on Craigslist. Admittedly, I have. I read them whenever some blogger posts a super crazy ad on their blog for comedic purposes. Here's a good one from Falwless. And The Idea of Progress has an excellent Craigslist series, as well. (Wait - Don't go there yet! Stay with me for a minute and then you can go do whatever the hell you want. )

Anyways, I was shocked when my friend told me she sees my name pop up from time to time in the missed connections ads, and she sent me the links. I had no idea that a mere whiff of my presence could drive anyone to spending 30 seconds posting an e-mail in a place that no one will ever find it! I always thought that Craigslist was some kind of repository for stalkers and jilted lovers. I was wrong! Apparently it is also a search engine for people who smile at each other in public places.

I have published the ads here, in their entirety, with only the reply-to address changed to protect the identities of the possible future Mr. Rockets:

Crazy Dancing girl "Kat" Friday Night at Tattoo Rock Parlour- m4w (Toronto)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-07-13, 11:46PM EDT

Hey Cat or Kat...

We danced from 2am til the lights came on... you were wearing a striped black and white top, i was wearing a black vest and black tie combo. You're a fantastic crazy dancer, and super fun ! Let's do it again sometime! Drop me a note...

·Location: Toronto
·it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: xxxxxxxxx

Hey guy! Yeah, I totally remember you. Or at least I remember thinking "If it weren't for that black vest and black tie combo, I would rock your world."


To Katrocket, the woman who ripped me off - m4w - 21
Reply to:
Date: 2008-07-11, 12:23AM EDT

You said your name was Katrocket.
I found it so hot that you overcharged me for my salad.
Would love to see more of you.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: xxxxxxxxx

If you think that's hot, check this out: I don't even work there. I used your salad cash to buy cigarettes. Does that make you feel dirty?


You go by Kat - m4w (Outside the Org)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-07-06, 3:16AM EDT

Actually, you go by a name slightly longer than Kat. Obviously due to the movement we both belong to, secrecy has prevented me from learning anything more. I'd like to change that.

Truth be told, I have a huge crush on you.

I have reservations about writing this, because I know that others from our group have expressed interest in you, but I'm hoping that maybe I'm on that list that you mentioned to E tonight (not that I want to be dragged into the bathroom by you, yet, but that you're at least interested)

I have no idea if you'll read this, but people whom we mutually know might and put two and two together and point this out to you. If they do, and you're interested in knowing who I am, reply to this and tell me the entire name you go by (well, either of them will do). Bonus points if you venture a guess as to who I am. It shouldn't be hard to guess, I was staring at you way too much tonight and I think I made it obvious.

I'm rambling. I'll shut the fuck up now and hope you read this.

·Location: Outside the Org
·it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: xxxxxxxxx

dear Pistols:

Yes, it's a bit creepy when you stare at me like that. But it's cool, I know how sensitive you are about your lazy eye, and I just assumed that you were staring at my boobs. Listen, I need you to know that when I was talking about "dragging people into the bathroom", it's definitely
not what you think! I'm actually taking public restroom portraits of these people for an art photography project I'm working on, entitled: "Loos Yourself". That's why "Queen Elizabeth II" is on that list.

Also, blogging isn't really a "movement", is it? Dude, you're making it sound like we're in the Justice League.

yours truly,

Kat R_____.

Monday, July 14, 2008

That New Yorker thing

It seems that some Americans have got their panties in a bunch (again), thanks to the cover illustration on the July 21/08 issue of The New Yorker. Apparently, lots of people find the drawing very offensive.

I, too, am deeply offended, and very upset.

I can't believe that this piece of shit made the cover of a major mainstream media publication. This looks like something that seventh graders secretly pass around to each other in history class.

I mean, it's not like the New Yorker doesn't have any fucking money. They could have hired a professional artist or something.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Summer Olympic cuisine preview

In preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics, the Beijing Food Safety Office has asked local restauranteurs to remove dog meat from their menus for the duration of the Games, in order to "respect the dining customs of different countries".

(Full news story here)

In response to the government's request, Chinese restauranteurs submitted a sample menu of dishes they will be offering during the Olympic Games:
  • Cream of Donkey soup

  • Red "Lesser" Panda medallions drizzled with a bamboo reduction

  • Chicken feet 'n' fries

  • Black Gibbonburgers

  • Spicy Cat Wraps

  • Palamino Poppers

  • Popcorn Monkey

  • Lettuce in Gravy on rice

  • Deer Penis Salad

  • Number 4 combo with Pepsi

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

bring it

Over the past several days, I have received an unprecedented number of spam e-mails, all with the subject line: "Let me show you my tits, Katrocket!"

I have come to realize that some of you might have the wrong idea about the kind of woman I am. So today I would like to take a moment to dispell any rumours or misconceptions regarding my personal character:

I would also like to see some cock.

Thank you.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

summer break

While other blogs may attempt to profess their awesomeness by writing long, boring posts about how awesome they think they are, we choose to cut the crap and work all night long to bring you sparkling fresh media for your insatiable appetites.

Because everything I do... I do it for you.

This is a TV spot for Summer Break, a drum & bass music festival based in Deva, Romania, in the heartland of Transylvania, from July 10-12. And why would I bother to promote an event in Eastern Europe? Because I'm all about the international lovin', and if you're not part of the party, you're part of the problem.

Website & TV commercial produced by VJ Flowerstepper, Creative Director of rocketstudio and re:fresh design.

design and programming by Flowerstepper
edits by Luzon
Soundtrack: Shull - "We Need More"
concept by Roly
support and direction by: Skunk Predatorz' Jeaon, Hazee, and Pic
special thanks to High Definition Management

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

you know you want to...


And some "balance" for My Dear Mr. Bananas, courtesy of Garthe Knight:

Why I Love British Porn

1. "Pally!"
2. "Cordial!"
3. "Matey!"
4. "On friendly terms!"
5. "They're all jolly good chums!"
6. "200 MPH Porsche!"
7. "I kicked burning terrorist in balls!"
8. "It's the Stig!"
9. "Gay Bondage Classes"
10. ... and a wicked steal at just ₤1.50

Oh, and by the way, this post is probably NSFW.