This bit from South Park totally slays me. It helps if you understand that in Canada, everyone is either "buddy", "guy" or "friend".
This has been my favourite catchprase for the past couple of weeks. You should see the awesome look of hurt confusion on people's faces when you say "hey, I'm not your friend, buddy!"
QUANTUM OF SOLACE UPDATE: Due to an unforeseen scheduling conflict, I had to postpone my screening of the new 007 movie until the Sunday afternoon matinee tomorrow. I'm hoping there will be a lot less people in the theatre so I can writhe and moan and scream "YES! YES! YES!" without a police incident.