1. I just don't want to be in a relationship right now, but if I did, it would be with you.
2. I need some space.
3. It's not you, it's all about me.
4. I need to focus on my work right now.
5. You're holding me back from all the other lives I could be ruining.
6. I'm not worthy of you. I deserve better.
7. I'm seeing someone else.
8. You keep stealing from me.
9. I love you so much, it scares the hell out of me and my parole officer.
10. We just don't have much in common anymore. You're a morning person, and I am plotting my escape.
I hope we can still be friends.