Friday, September 14, 2007

A note about Pistols At Dawn

Since my cherished friend, Pistols At Dawn, really loves his search stats, I thought he might be interested to know that this week Rocketradio is the people's # 1 source for "nude Pistols At Dawn photos".

I can't imagine:
a) why Save Your Generation isn't the #1 source for "nude Pistols At Dawn photos"
b) why Google would expect ME to have any "nude Pistols At Dawn photos"
c) WHO would be searching for "nude Pistols At Dawn photos"
d) why everyone stopped searching for pics of "Bert's ass"

In the interest of full disclosure, this is the only image of the elusive Mr. Dawn that I can offer, and clearly he's un-nude, but still pretty fucking sexy.

But I do take solace in the fact that when people want "nice assed women", Google sends 'em my way:

1. nude pistols at dawn photos
2. nice assed women
3. "meth of the masses"
4. amway catalogs in russian
5. crazy no pants toronto
6. daniel craig hot cock
7. kat the nudist
8. filipino karate midget TV
9. polterwang
10. sonny crockett open toe shoes


The Guv'ner said...

/reposted for spelling correctness.

POLTERWANG????? Sign me up for that movie!!

As for "nude pistols at dawn" i can really only think of one person who regularly would search for that phenomenon. I don't yet know why though, since he obviously has a mirror in his house somewhere which would make matters faster.

katrocket said...

Guv'nah: Polterwang isn't so much a movie as it is a fashion disaster.

And I concur with your self-search theory. Perhaps he's expecting me to publish those blackmail photos anyday now? Truth is, I'm waiting for him to finish law school and earn some serious cash before I make my move.

pistols at dawn said...

I'm torn about these naked pictures of me. First of all, I'm a little flattered that someone out there is looking, but I am disappointed that they didn't go straight to the source. I mean, if it were a foxy lady, I'm sure we could have worked something out.

Really, naked pictures of me? I don't know how to react. I mean, I love me, but I also know that man plus naked equals gross. What a conundrum.

Dale said...

You're my meth Katrocket!

Leonesse said...

Surely this person is disturbed. Seriously disturbed. Are you sure they weren't looking for naked pics of Hilary?

But I love how you are the new Google Goddess for Polterwang, Kat.

The Idea Of Progress said...

And now that you've mentioned that you blog is the #1 search for nude pictures of Pistols at Dawn, you can insure that generations of old men in trenchcoats will be visiting.

Beth said...

OOPS! That was my Google. Where are your nude photos of Pistol? I'm tired of searching the archives for my jollies ...

T said...

Pistols nude or Armageddon. -I vote for the latter.

Grant Miller said...

I would like nude photos of pistols at dawn.