Monday, December 8, 2008

December 8th: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

I'm not like other people who remain all humble and silent about their personal milestones, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it: today is my birthday, so bring it on, lovers!

I'm taking the afternoon off to play Wii at 4:20 with my friends, but in case you're running out to get me a present, here's a few suggestions:

the Schick Intuition razor -- Shaving just got a whoooooole lot more exciting. I hope it's one of those "sonic technology" razors the boys have. Yeah, like dudes need a vibrating razor.


Creepy children optional.

007 Quantum o' Solace video game (Playstation) -- I rented this last week for a test drive and I want my own copy. I can't be with Daniel Craig, but this awesome game lets me actually be Daniel Craig! It's a dream come true.

Yeah ok, I spend most of my time bending myself over and staring at my ass.

Shut up.

Bacon briefcase -- Seriously, I need a place to keep my bacon.

Cold Hard Cash -- so I can finally finish my "I ♥ Pistols At Dawn" tattoo. I couldn't take the pain and I sorta bailed at a most unfortunate time. Apparently this is freaking hilarious to Mexicans.

Your Unconditional Love (photo not available) -- it's cheap and cheerful, and really the only thing that matters to me. I will also be happy to accept Your Conditional Love during these difficult economic times.



Today at Fire That Agency!: BeckEye continues The 12 Ads of Christmas with Day 4...Gold Diggers!

The nominations are in!!! Check out the nominees for the 2008 Drysdale Awards. Also, please vote for me (or FTA!) as often as possible, because it definitely counts as Unconditional Love.


Winter said...

Happy Birthday!

Some Guy said...

Happy Birthday, Kat!! That bacon briefcase is definitely on my Christmas list as well!

Dr Zibbs said...

Your're a gamer? Happy Bday nerd.

Bluzlover said...

Happy Birthday! I'm glad to hear that you were only "staring" at your ass. Peace

Gwen said...

My berfady song to you:

Berfday, berfday,
It's your fucking berfday!

Hope you have a happy one. I'd make out with you if I was there.

steakbellie said...

sorry, I got distracted by the Bacon Briefcase, what were we talking about?

SkylersDad said...

Happy Birthday, my unconditional love is currently on back order.

BeckEye said...

Happy Birthday! I forked out the money to get that tattoo you wanted. Unfortunately for you, I got it tattooed on me. Thrice.

pistols at dawn said...

Remember the part of that comment where I was going to add "Happy Birthday?" Me neither - I got sidetracked thinking about me.

Happy birthday.

pistols at dawn said...

I chained that bacon briefcase to my wrist, like they do in 1970s spy movies (as if no one would ever think, "Hey, that guy cares enough about what's in that briefcase to chain it to his wrist - it must be worth stealing"), and lost the key (I think I left it at your place), so I had to eat my way out.

And then I got sick.

Still, maybe I can pony up for the rest of that tattoo, because I do like having something to read during sex, and nothing turns me on like thinking of me.

SouthernBelle said...

Happy bacon-day, I mean birthday... or *do* I?

; )

Krista said...

So video games at 4:20, huh? Is that like code or something?

Dale said...

Happy Birthday. Don't forget to bring home the bacon!

Poobomber said...


errr, SWEET LISP!!

Cameron said...

Um whoah...happy birthday.

~E said...

I'm here to wish you a Happy Birthday. No, you don't know me but Poobomber said "go wish her a happy birthday" and in my experience you do what the Poo tells you or ELSE!


Happy [late] Birthday!

katrocket said...

Thanks to everyone for your fabulous birthday wishes - it was a day for the Fun Archives.

and special thanks to Poobomber's minions who were awesome enough to come and say happy birthday to a complete stranger.

Bacon briefcases for everyone!

much respect and xoxoxo's

-- Katrocket

red said...

Sorry I'm late, but Happy Birthday! Here's hoping you had lots of naughty Daniel Craig dreams last night.

Chris said...

Harpy Bafday to You!

Falwless said...

Happy late birthday! I suck! You don't, though! Hope it was WONDERFUL!

Fancy Schmancy said...

Poobomber told me I had to come say happy birfday to you. But I only obliged because you are a fellow Sag. Hope it was great!

Dog Breath said...

HAPPY Birthday!!!

Asphodel said...

Bacon briefcase! From where I come from I wouldnt even mind a little bacon purse!!!!
(yep, no pork in Kuwait!)