If you haven't dropped by Fire That Agency! in a while, let me tell you: it's smokin' hot:
-- We've got some fabulous new writers (Andy Rooney, Skyler's Dad, and Michael)
-- BeckEye has the latest scoop on ShamWow Vince's nuts!
-- Stay tuned later today for the long awaited return of Pistols At Dawn!
Sorry, I'm a little busy today, so that's all I've got for the moment. I know, such a let-down after all the cake and boobs last week. I've spoiled you people.