Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Are single girls just too picky?

According to a recent poll from the Metro Daily, Women's Top Five Turnoffs are:
1. Body odour
2. Bad breath
3. Arrogance
4. Poor table manners
5. Overweight men

It was a complete surprise to discover I'm not as discerning as my single sisters. I mean, sure those things can be unpleasant, but overall, they're fully correctable with proper training and a small investment in personal hygiene products.

Katrocket's Top Five Turnoffs are:
1. Douchebags
2. Assholes
3. Cocksucking liars
4. Fucking idiots
5. Cunts


Leonesse said...

Aren't they just really picking out one really nasty man and putting down all of his habits?

I am with you. I can fix stinky. There is no pharmaceutical fix for doucebaggery.

Snooze said...

I'm with ya hon! Although poor table manners are a deal breaker for me. Not using the wrong fork, but talking with a mouth full of half chewed food is beyond vile for me.

Snooze said...

Also, I like bellies. Not 300lbs, but a little extra can be quite sexy.

The Idea Of Progress said...

Wow, so I'm...0 for 10, then?

katrocket said...

Leonesse: I suspect that Metro Daily might have interviewed 100 really shallow women for this poll.

Snooze: I concur, but I do think that any potential partner (especially one who is motivated by lust or infatuation) can be taught good table manners. But Douchebag is forever.

I also like bellies too.

Progress: Are you trying to confuse me with mathematics?

Traveling Matt said...

your list is like mine except i would also add "twatty stupids"

pistols at dawn said...

Wow. I think it's clear that I should never move to the Metro area.

Also, it's hard to disguise the odor of a douchebag, unless you mix in some oil and make it more vinagrette-y. I mean, so I hear.

Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said...

I love it when women use the C word.

The Guv'ner said...

I think Kat's list is probably paramount. Although the stinky isn't good either. And the arrogance can kiss my ass. But yeah. The c*nts and the a**holes are the worst.

Gosh aren't I polite today with the * bleeping?

Dale said...

Stunned cunts are worse.

Grant Miller said...

I'm not sure how it is in Canada, but women in America are turned off by body odor.

Econauts said...

I think you've got the order right.

You should get some kinda award for that.

WendyB said...

I hate cuntsucking liars! That's what you said, right?

James said...

Cunts are alright in my book.