This just in! The day is almost over and I only just discovered that it's National Grab-An-Ass Day, according to some lame group on Facebook (which I still hate, and broke up with ... but still hang out with because I'm a sucka).
Anyways, I have to cut this short because I'm totally behind in my ass-grabbing activities. You can join in the celebration of this special day by participating in the poll to your right.
OK, I gotsa go steal me some donkeys... Film at 11.
Tune in tomorrow for Rocketradio's up-to-the-minute coverage of National File-A-Lawsuit Day!