The results are in, and according to the sciencey data in the sidebar poll, an overwhelming 80% of Rocketreaders are Idiots. I could not be more pleased about this, since I'm an Idiot too, but let's not ignore the strong 20% Coward minority. I embrace you, beautiful chickenshits!
In case any of you were sitting on the fence,
here's your last chance to
push
the
red
button.
6 comments:
Women often tell me to push the button, but it's rare that I can find it. I tell them it's like El Dorado or the Lost Dutchman's Mine: only a myth.
They disagree, often violently.
It did not push the button. The button came up under my mouse.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it!
I'm touching the red button on the screen and nothing's happening. How hard do yu have to push it?
If I'm ALREADY and idiot and I went and pushed the Red Button AGAIN because I had the opportunity, what does that make me, exactly?
'Tis better to die as an idiot than to live as a coward.
Idiot be thy name. (Or my name.)
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