>> Mark Belford - for helping me bag many trophies during the Shopping Safari. You made me look so gorgeous, I may just have to mount myself later.
>> Cindy & Rina at maximumwoman.com - here's to new business relationships! Woohoo!
>> Yaman & Ryan - for an awesome BBQ and fireworks show! And for wearing The Apron.
>> Lanny - for raiding Mexico with me on Saturday. Next month we invade Germany!
>> Kimi Raikkonen - the stunningly handsome Robot of My Heart wins his second race of the season for Ferrari! Honourable mention to second place Felipe Massa, for bringing in Ferrari's first one-two finish since last July. Yay!
>> Dame Judi Dench - for creeping me out so nicely in "Notes on a Scandal"
>> the Black Fly Beverage Company Inc., makers of Vodka Infused Spiked Ice, for FINALLY marketing boozy popsicles to adults.
>> Katrocket, for not having the endurance, stamina, or stomach to attend Caesarfest, and bailing out at T minus 4 hours. I suck sometimes. Please keep the rumours to a minimum.
>> The bus driver who lectured me like a child in front of everyone on the bus this morning just because I forgot to get a fucking transfer at the station. Did it make you feel good to wield all that awesome power - the power to make a hungover and absent-minded office worker pay two fares to get to work? Did it make your penis any bigger? No?? I didn't think so, jerk.
>> The Saturday night cabbie who kept asking me if I wanted a massage because I looked "tense". I'm pretty sure I was looking tense because you would not shut up about giving me a massage, and you were freaking me out. Oh yeah, that was me who called your dispatcher and told them you're a fucking creepy perv. I was a little disappointed to find out I wasn't the first girl to receive your limited time offer on a wide array of spa services. I hope you're enjoying your time off, dickhead.
>> Pineapple juice and Malibu rum - how can something so sweet and fantastic be such a BITCH to me the next day???